Conversations I have with my roommate

Kyosuke · Post by **Kyosuke** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:03 pm

Here's a typical convo I have with my roommate, I think we get along fine.

Me: hey
Him: hi
Me: back home?
Him: die, yes
Me: just wondering
Him: are you back?
Me: maybe
Him: thats good to know
Me: did Ninja Gaiden ever come?
Him: it came to my house on thursday
Me: ah
Him: i have it here I'll bring it up
Me: you better
Me: i dont think you have a X Box at home anyway
Him: try indigo prophecy its pretty sweet
Me: too lazy
Him: then die
Him: stop breathing
Him: it'll take no effort
Me: well, i do stop breathing
Me: in intervals
Me: i stop breathing for a bit, then take a breath, then stop again
Him: stop your heart from beating completely
Him: and never resussitate it
Me: hmm, that's kinda hard
Him: its pretty easy really
Him: cut your aorta, and the pullmanary arteries
Me: na
Him: your heart will stop beating and you'll be in agonizing pain for three or four minutes as your rile in pain
Me: *shrugs*
Me: can't you try it first?
Me: it'd be fun to watch
Him: play indigo prophecy
Him: it'll show you how to do it
Me: maybe later
Him: or perhaps jab a fork in your eye

Nothing except for changing screen names to me and him have been editted in that convo. Aren't we great? For those of you that know me, I think he's worse than me in those aspects cuz he actually starts those things most of the time.

Amenat · Post by **Amenat** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:06 am

and that is with your roommate? Well, ok, whatever. Nice conversations.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:46 am

Looks like gorer versions of convos I have with my friends. We don't tell each other to die and how to die we just make fun of each other's apperances. Especially the fat guy, we all make fun of the fat guy for being fat. 8)

But yeah you should try Indigo Prophecy.

BILLIAM · Post by **BILLIAM** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:16 pm

Hey I am a fat guy

Bejei · Post by **Bejei** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:24 am

What a strange conversation? *runs off*

BILLIAM · Post by **BILLIAM** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:48 pm

I always wanted to say this : Why can't we all just get along?

Kyosuke · Post by **Kyosuke** » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:04 pm

Me and him do get along you know.

BILLIAM · Post by **BILLIAM** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:24 pm

He needs to start laughing more and so do you. Your violent tendencies seem to stem from a childhood trauma......* See I watched the Sigmund Freud documentary on t.v. *

Post by **Soran Nightblade** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:19 pm

Maybe not. But, Kyosuke has some interesting theories about how Freud would choose to interpret his fascination with swords.

Meagan · Post by **Meagan** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:37 pm

Gee, Billiam. Don't you know that panda bears get mad when you talk about their room mates? *dies laughing*

BILLIAM · Post by **BILLIAM** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:01 am

What are you talking about giant pandas are the greatest warriors of the natural world. All they do is eat nice tender bamboo and make poo all day long.