Vishaing's Vivaciously Vicarious Vacation of Vernacular Variety
Welcome, Welcome, to "Vishaing's Vivaciously Vicarious Vacation of Vernacular Variety"!! Or V6 as it will hereby be known as. Here, I intend to surround both myself and everyone else, willing or otherwise, in the dark chaos that is stupid jokes and ranting!! Anything you want you may discuss here. Any concern you have, you may ask me. Any gripe not involving me may be aired here.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Now that that's done, a disclaimer:
Vishaing is not responsible for any and all mental or physical trauma and/or pain experienced by any and everyone who does or possibly may read the words and statements contained herein. Vishaing would like to now stress the point that any and all opinions stated here are opinions pulled mostly out of Vishaing's @55 while extremely tired and/or bored. The following theories should not be taken as fact or anything that could possibly in any way shape or form be misconstrued as fact by any and all persons.
V6 is not suitable for children under the age of two and one half centuries. If you are pregnant or have any history of mental or heart problems and or conditions do not take V6. If you find yourself possessing any of the following symptoms; diarrhea, vomiting, itching, scratching, bloodlust, dehydration, suicide, fury and/or rage, mass genocide, the desire to prove your existence by slaughtering all life on the planet, or pain, please consult your local Evil Genius for immediate termination. V6 should not be used if you are dead.
Also, please note that if you do not know Fear, then just wait. I'm sure I will find something to make you Fear for your life, or your sanity. If you still do not know Fear then perhaps I will have to set up a date for you. If that doesn't go well then you need to let me know so I can let Fear know to try harder, either that or you are too cheap to provide a nice date for Fear. So if you end up going on a date with Fear, be nice, spend some cash, and be home before midnight.
Insanity Incarnate
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Soran Nightblade
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhhhaahhahahaahahaahhahahahaahahahahha!!!!!!!! 
*walks away from computer, comes back half an hour later, looks at thread again*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glances around nervously and sneaks away*
PS: Kyosuke falls into one or more of the troublesome categories listed in above disclaimer (history of mental problems, bloodlust, mass genocide, desire to prove existence via slaughtering all life on the planet, pain), and therefore is required to consult his local Evil Genius (*cackles with insane glee*) before proceeding.
*walks away from computer, comes back half an hour later, looks at thread again*
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glances around nervously and sneaks away*
PS: Kyosuke falls into one or more of the troublesome categories listed in above disclaimer (history of mental problems, bloodlust, mass genocide, desire to prove existence via slaughtering all life on the planet, pain), and therefore is required to consult his local Evil Genius (*cackles with insane glee*) before proceeding.
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Emora Deen
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Soran Nightblade
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Oh oh oh! So I have a question for everyone. And it's an important question too. It's been bothering me for a while. I have this biiiiig shell that is supposedly from the ocean, and if I go by the smell, that is likely correct. Anyhow, the aforementioned shell has the potential, if I smush my face into the top and make my eyes bug out real far, to make a very odd sound not unlike that of a yak passing wind. Unfortunately, it seems that I am only capable of producing the note at a single resonant frequency, thus inhibiting me from making other lovely notes. I have been able to produce various other sounds with it through creative methods involving interaction between the shell and other inanimate objects such as my head, but the sounds thus produced are hardly satisfying given the amount of pain required to produce them. If I can't play the conch properly and my island comes under attack, I won't be able to warn the other islands in time. Please help?
*ps Emora has brought it to my attention that nothing I just said makes any sense. Although it makes perfect sense to me, this probably makes it even more likely that she is correct.
*ps Emora has brought it to my attention that nothing I just said makes any sense. Although it makes perfect sense to me, this probably makes it even more likely that she is correct.
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Vishaing
Now, you see, the Conch will only work properly if there is some deranged madman named Roger on said island, I believe, however, in a pinch Kyousuke may be an ample substitute for said Rogerious evil psychotic madman who throws rocks at little kids purely for the fun of it.
Now, to produce different notes, I suggest bashing said conch against the inanimate heads of others in addition to yourself. In truth, I would suggest you attempt to bash it into both your head and someone else's head at the same time! However, some may not possess such L33t Ninj4 m0v35 of Junp3i, in which case, I suggest either, finding a new conch shell that is far superior to this one, or finding a two headed person to bang the conch shell against.
P.S. did anyone get the reference of "desire to prove your existence by slaughtering all life on the planet" side effect? I hope someone did, but I realize that this is not an anime themed site, and people on an anime themed site themed around said anime this is extrapolated from did not even get it, or made no mention of it.
P.S.S. Henceforth I shall begin every post with a small tidbit of information regarding some rediculously stupid thing humans have done at some point in history.
P.S.S.S. Cheese
Now, to produce different notes, I suggest bashing said conch against the inanimate heads of others in addition to yourself. In truth, I would suggest you attempt to bash it into both your head and someone else's head at the same time! However, some may not possess such L33t Ninj4 m0v35 of Junp3i, in which case, I suggest either, finding a new conch shell that is far superior to this one, or finding a two headed person to bang the conch shell against.
P.S. did anyone get the reference of "desire to prove your existence by slaughtering all life on the planet" side effect? I hope someone did, but I realize that this is not an anime themed site, and people on an anime themed site themed around said anime this is extrapolated from did not even get it, or made no mention of it.
P.S.S. Henceforth I shall begin every post with a small tidbit of information regarding some rediculously stupid thing humans have done at some point in history.
P.S.S.S. Cheese
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Mizuki
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Vishaing
Previously, On V6:
Now, you see, the Conch will only work properly if there is some deranged madman named Roger on said island, I believe, however, in a pinch Kyousuke may be an ample substitute for said Rogerious evil psychotic madman who throws rocks at little kids purely for the fun of it.
Now, to produce different notes, I suggest bashing said conch against the inanimate heads of others in addition to yourself. In truth, I would suggest you attempt to bash it into both your head and someone else's head at the same time! However, some may not possess such L33t Ninj4 m0v35 of Junp3i, in which case, I suggest either, finding a new conch shell that is far superior to this one, or finding a two headed person to bang the conch shell against.
P.S. did anyone get the reference of "desire to prove your existence by slaughtering all life on the planet" side effect? I hope someone did, but I realize that this is not an anime themed site, and people on an anime themed site themed around said anime this is extrapolated from did not even get it, or made no mention of it.
P.S.S. Henceforth I shall begin every post with a small tidbit of information regarding some rediculously stupid thing humans have done at some point in history.
P.S.S.S. Cheese
random tidbit of humanity's stupidity:
In the 19th Century, preachers cautioned the masses that katsup and mustard lead to uncontrollable lust.
I guess that's why they're called condoments.....
Well well, it seems that it will only be a short while of nothing before the masses begin demanding that I formulate a point to all of this, why is that, why are people always so insistent on there being a point to everything? I mean, honestly, when is a point ever good? When was the last time you wanted someone to give you the point of a sword? Personaly, I would much rather get hte hilt of a sword, and I would prefer to NOT receive it point first. And what about the Blade, and the Guard. What about them, doesn't anyone care? They're there to and their feelings get hurt just as easily as yours! How many times has a guard saved your life? How many times has the blade stopped your opponents? Don't you care? They risk their, um, existence to save YOU, and you show no gratitude in return, you make me Sick, BLEAAAGGHHHHH. Look, I threw up right there I am so sick of you. But, F34R not, for I will help you.
Next time on V6:
The Blade and the Guard, behind the scenes.
P.S. I am truly Sorry for you Emora, as you are your own Evil Genius, thus, if you experience any of those side effects and go to your local Evil Genius (
aka you 
) for termination, that wold regrettably be suicide, which is in and of itself one of the more serious side effects of V6. You are thus worsening your condition and ensuring that you must be made more dead, or deader as i like to call it.
P.S.S. How the Heck can anything be deader
P.S.S.S. PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!!
Tomorrow................
Now, you see, the Conch will only work properly if there is some deranged madman named Roger on said island, I believe, however, in a pinch Kyousuke may be an ample substitute for said Rogerious evil psychotic madman who throws rocks at little kids purely for the fun of it.
Now, to produce different notes, I suggest bashing said conch against the inanimate heads of others in addition to yourself. In truth, I would suggest you attempt to bash it into both your head and someone else's head at the same time! However, some may not possess such L33t Ninj4 m0v35 of Junp3i, in which case, I suggest either, finding a new conch shell that is far superior to this one, or finding a two headed person to bang the conch shell against.
P.S. did anyone get the reference of "desire to prove your existence by slaughtering all life on the planet" side effect? I hope someone did, but I realize that this is not an anime themed site, and people on an anime themed site themed around said anime this is extrapolated from did not even get it, or made no mention of it.
P.S.S. Henceforth I shall begin every post with a small tidbit of information regarding some rediculously stupid thing humans have done at some point in history.
P.S.S.S. Cheese
random tidbit of humanity's stupidity:
In the 19th Century, preachers cautioned the masses that katsup and mustard lead to uncontrollable lust.
I guess that's why they're called condoments.....
Well well, it seems that it will only be a short while of nothing before the masses begin demanding that I formulate a point to all of this, why is that, why are people always so insistent on there being a point to everything? I mean, honestly, when is a point ever good? When was the last time you wanted someone to give you the point of a sword? Personaly, I would much rather get hte hilt of a sword, and I would prefer to NOT receive it point first. And what about the Blade, and the Guard. What about them, doesn't anyone care? They're there to and their feelings get hurt just as easily as yours! How many times has a guard saved your life? How many times has the blade stopped your opponents? Don't you care? They risk their, um, existence to save YOU, and you show no gratitude in return, you make me Sick, BLEAAAGGHHHHH. Look, I threw up right there I am so sick of you. But, F34R not, for I will help you.
Next time on V6:
The Blade and the Guard, behind the scenes.
P.S. I am truly Sorry for you Emora, as you are your own Evil Genius, thus, if you experience any of those side effects and go to your local Evil Genius (
aka you ) for termination, that wold regrettably be suicide, which is in and of itself one of the more serious side effects of V6. You are thus worsening your condition and ensuring that you must be made more dead, or deader as i like to call it.P.S.S. How the Heck can anything be deader
P.S.S.S. PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!!
Tomorrow................
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Emora Deen
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Hey! I don't kill/pain massive amounts of people to prove my existence, I do it because I find it very amusing and fun. Don't believe me? Well, when Soran goes missing and is found a few weeks later tortured to death and beheaded, I'll carve something into the body saying that this was done for fun and not for proving existences.
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Soran Nightblade
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Vishaing
Previously on V6:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... -death.jpg
Long ago, a wealthy man consulted a local seer to have his fortune told. The Seer warned him that Alcohol would be the death of him, so he quit drinking. Two months later he was applying rubbing alcohol to his skin. The rubbing alcohol caught fire and he burned to death.
Now, Emora, I am truly sorry to say this, but given the current political relations Evil Geniuses tend to have towards each other, that might not be the best plan. For any true Evil Genius, upon being confronted with a possible threat, would proceed to lock said threat in an easily escapable but highly painful trap. Now, given that you are trying to find your way towards your own termination, you would want this trap to kill you, however, this trap would do such in such a way as to also cause you great amounts of pain and suffering. Pain, is a side effect in and of itself that would require termination, so in truth you are continueing to dig your hole deeper, your only true way of saving yourself would be to stop being an Evil Genius, or come to a more benign, or at least more listening inclined, Evil Genius such as myself. By the way, my office hours are any time I feel like it at Room 428 in Adams hall of Embry-Riddle Aeronautics University, Daytona Beach Campus. I will be here until some time on August 16, at which time I will venture home (Michigan) shortly, and then return later in August to continue with my studies. I am currently persuing a Major in World Domination with a dual minor in Evil Laughter and Malicious Plots.
Now, the story of the Guard and the Blade:
Long ago there was a lone guard, who stood every day alongside a great well. His reasons were unknown, as the well had dried long before he had stood there, however, it is known that he stood by this well for over eighty years straight before being removed of his position. Now, one day, a small boy walked up to the guard and asked "Mister, why do you stand by this well?" With narry a reply the guard picked the boy up and cast him into the well. At the bottom of the well the boy found many skeletons, and one, the newest, had a large blade of an unknown metal sticking out of its rib-cage. The boy grabbed the blade and used it to climb up out of the well, where, he thrust the blade into the guard's side. The guard fell into the well taking the blade with him, and the boy took over as guard of the well. He remained unchallenged for another eighty years, before the next boy came...
Next time, On V6:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... -death.jpg
P.S. notice Kyousuke, that Mass Genocide for any reason is a side effect of V6 that would require termination, and I believe miss Ushimitsudokibureido was complimenting you more on your bloodlust, which you have clearly demonstrated in your not veiled at all threat to miss Ushimitsudokibureido.
P.S.S.S What the heck happened to the P.S.S.????
P.S.S.S.S.
Optimists see a glass and say "That glass is half full."
Pessimists see a glass and say "That glass is half empty."
Engineers see a glass and say "That glass is twice as big as it needs to be."[/url]
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... -death.jpg
Long ago, a wealthy man consulted a local seer to have his fortune told. The Seer warned him that Alcohol would be the death of him, so he quit drinking. Two months later he was applying rubbing alcohol to his skin. The rubbing alcohol caught fire and he burned to death.
Now, Emora, I am truly sorry to say this, but given the current political relations Evil Geniuses tend to have towards each other, that might not be the best plan. For any true Evil Genius, upon being confronted with a possible threat, would proceed to lock said threat in an easily escapable but highly painful trap. Now, given that you are trying to find your way towards your own termination, you would want this trap to kill you, however, this trap would do such in such a way as to also cause you great amounts of pain and suffering. Pain, is a side effect in and of itself that would require termination, so in truth you are continueing to dig your hole deeper, your only true way of saving yourself would be to stop being an Evil Genius, or come to a more benign, or at least more listening inclined, Evil Genius such as myself. By the way, my office hours are any time I feel like it at Room 428 in Adams hall of Embry-Riddle Aeronautics University, Daytona Beach Campus. I will be here until some time on August 16, at which time I will venture home (Michigan) shortly, and then return later in August to continue with my studies. I am currently persuing a Major in World Domination with a dual minor in Evil Laughter and Malicious Plots.
Now, the story of the Guard and the Blade:
Long ago there was a lone guard, who stood every day alongside a great well. His reasons were unknown, as the well had dried long before he had stood there, however, it is known that he stood by this well for over eighty years straight before being removed of his position. Now, one day, a small boy walked up to the guard and asked "Mister, why do you stand by this well?" With narry a reply the guard picked the boy up and cast him into the well. At the bottom of the well the boy found many skeletons, and one, the newest, had a large blade of an unknown metal sticking out of its rib-cage. The boy grabbed the blade and used it to climb up out of the well, where, he thrust the blade into the guard's side. The guard fell into the well taking the blade with him, and the boy took over as guard of the well. He remained unchallenged for another eighty years, before the next boy came...
Next time, On V6:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/im ... -death.jpg
P.S. notice Kyousuke, that Mass Genocide for any reason is a side effect of V6 that would require termination, and I believe miss Ushimitsudokibureido was complimenting you more on your bloodlust, which you have clearly demonstrated in your not veiled at all threat to miss Ushimitsudokibureido.
P.S.S.S What the heck happened to the P.S.S.????
P.S.S.S.S.
Optimists see a glass and say "That glass is half full."
Pessimists see a glass and say "That glass is half empty."
Engineers see a glass and say "That glass is twice as big as it needs to be."[/url]
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Vishaing
Previously on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ork-Katana
There is no force mor horrific and terrifying, in this universe nor in any other such similarly aligned universe, than an army, of Cheerleaders.
It's my Birthday, oh, yeah, gonna party, like it's my birthday, it's my birthday, it's my birthday, oh YEAH!!!!
I'm sorry, but according to paragraph 15 subsection 87 of my contract to the Puppet Master of the popular Naruto RP forum Engi No Jutsu, I must now sacrifice one(1) pheasant to him in a bloody ritual which will also claim the lives of forty two of the members here. I appologize, and feel an insurmountable amount of grief. Wait, no I don't, nevermind....
Next Time, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... Funny-Cats
P.S. SOMEONE, ASK A QUESTION, ANY QUESTION, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S. why do people idslike math, I mean, honestly, Everything mathematicians do involves Pi...
P.S.S."If it aint broke, it don't have enough features."
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ork-Katana
There is no force mor horrific and terrifying, in this universe nor in any other such similarly aligned universe, than an army, of Cheerleaders.
It's my Birthday, oh, yeah, gonna party, like it's my birthday, it's my birthday, it's my birthday, oh YEAH!!!!
I'm sorry, but according to paragraph 15 subsection 87 of my contract to the Puppet Master of the popular Naruto RP forum Engi No Jutsu, I must now sacrifice one(1) pheasant to him in a bloody ritual which will also claim the lives of forty two of the members here. I appologize, and feel an insurmountable amount of grief. Wait, no I don't, nevermind....
Next Time, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... Funny-Cats
P.S. SOMEONE, ASK A QUESTION, ANY QUESTION, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S. why do people idslike math, I mean, honestly, Everything mathematicians do involves Pi...
P.S.S."If it aint broke, it don't have enough features."
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Soran Nightblade
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Ok, here's a physics-chemistry related question. How come the soda will go flat if you pour soda into ice, but not if you put ice into the soda? One guess is that when pouring soda, all of the soda will touch the ice (which floats), whereas the ice will touch less soda if it is plunked into the top of an already-prepared glass. However, this does not resolve the issue of why soda and ice do not get along. How come they always have to fight? 