Fight over Soran...o_O

[Soran Nightblade]

Thread started by Mizuki on April 18th, 2005

Mizuki:

I had to do this after cracking up over the Arrival outtakes...^_^


*Mizuki runs into Shea's castle looking really pissed since the witch queen enslaved her future husband*

Mizuki: SHEAA!!! LET HIM GO!

Shea: MWUAHAHA! No he's mine!

Mizuki: *marches over to where Shea chained Soran, breaks the chains, and pulls Soran out* Mine.

Soran: O_O;;;

Shea: *gapping that the half elf just defied her*

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hehe..^_^; I had fun..

Taki:

-evil grin- and now MY twist!!!

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Grye:-twirling his finger in Soran's hair after activities described in said picture that mizuki drew- Was it good for you?

Soran: Mmm... -smokes a cigarette and holds his girly man in his arms- (now we all know who wears the pants in THIS relationship XD)

-Mizuki prances in and stops, jaw dropping to the ground-

Mizuki:-in a rather see-through get up- SORAN!!! IT'S OUR WEDDING NIGHT!!! -Soran shrugs and holds Grye closer, grye grins evilly-

Grye: Mine.
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-Rai is at home with Gwendolyn, Taki, Siren, and Naoki watching TV-

TV: Local half-elf arrested today in rather see through get-up -cough- due to double homicide of one Soran Nightblade and one Grye Idon'tknow. Mrs. Nightblade refuses to comment and has reduced herself to tears several times during the day. I saw the bodies and the wedding suite, it wasn't pretty. But hey, lover's quarrels never are! Ah, the beauty of a love triangle... -laughter from reporter and camera man-

-All watching tv are aghast-

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mwuahahha. now there's none for everyone ^_^

Mizuki:

OMFG!! lmfao!!!

that is SO something that would happen if I found my husband cheating on me!! lmfao!!

that's why he must sign papers that say "The bride isn't responisble for the groom's death if he cheats on her..."

lol

Taki:

-bows- thank you, thank you. I'll be here monday through friday night. you're a beautful crowd! and yes, tips ARE accepted in bills larger than fifty XD

Kyosuke:

*Kyosuke prances in wearing a nightgown, very similar to the one Mizuki was wearing, which fits his feminine figure rather well* I heard that Soran and Grye was here and wanted to join in! *blinks as he sees the pile of gore on the ground* ewwww....

Mizuki:

-dies laughing-

Taki:

Err... scratch that...hmm, how about.

Kaede flys in and grins sadistically at the bloody mess.

"ooh, how pretty!" She says starry eyed. She notices Kyosuke and grins evily. "Hellooooo there big.. femminine looking boy." She purred. She scooped him up onto her broomstick and flew towards the moon... which meant shae's castle.

Kyosuke:

NoooooO! Soran, save me! You always save Mizuki and she killed you!!! *cries as he's taken off to Shea's castle*

Taki:

Kaede laughs evilly as she ravishes Kyo in her room and then sadistically tortures him with whips, chains, and bondage and practices her sorcery on him. Shae walks in and giggles and watches.

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke died.

Taki:

Kaede laughs even more evilly and brings him back with necromancy

"Mwuahaha!!!" She jumps on him and rapes the now-zombie kyo. You know what they say, once you go zombie you don't go back. (just pretend it rhymes ^_^)

Soran:

*An identical copy of Soran walks in cluelessly, then surveys his corpse on the ground beside Grye's.* "What the hell? I'm dead! And who killed the twink?" *looks down at his fingers and realizes that they are transparent* "Oh crap...I'm a spirit." ~'Well, there can be uses to this also...'~ *floats above Mizuki to start some mischievous haunting, but then ~!...*

*Luc's spirit swaggers into the room.* "Well hello there, big boy. I've been waiting for you to finally join me in the spirit world for soooo long, you big sexy elven stallion!" *rushes to glomp Soran*

Soran's spirit: *Runs for his life...or whatever the equivalent to that is when you're already dead*

Taki:

-falls of her chair laughing-

-alla princess bride- INCONCEIVABLE!!! I have been bested lmao!!

Mizuki:

-dies laughing-

I.....cant......breath!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, hehe... since Soran's dead....

*Kujo flies into Mizuki's cell and takes her off*

Mizuki: gaah!!..wait... *starts weighing her odds* Better with you than prision... You think ou can resurrect Soran?

Kujo: *sighs and resurrects Soran, ties him in chains and they fly off*

Mizuki: What? Pretty soon Kujo will be nothing but skeleton!! You can't have any fun with that!!!!

Soran:

Soran: "Mizuki!! That idiot!" *struggles against chains in vain, finally gives up and hangs there with a sulky glare on his face*

Emora:

Rai: *skips up to Soran and looks at him* I'd love to help you! But, I'm only... this high! *motions to how high she is* To short to reach... But! I think I can try and break the chains with this! *Shows him a very heavy axe with a nice sharp blade.*

Soran:

Soran blanches as his heart drops to his feet. "That's...uh....ok..." he protests weakly, involuntarily flexing against the chains again.

Emora:

Rai: *grins* I can do it! I can! *holds back the ax, closing one eye. After all you taught me to hammer! *Pulls back, stumbling sightly.... then bam! The ax just misses Soran's hand.* That was just a practice swing... here we go again! *Rears back and!!!*

Soran:

"N-now Rai, you know how helpful you are to me, but I really don't think..." *cringes as axe slams next to his wrists* "...this is a good idea..." he murmurs before fainting.

Emora:

Rai: One... more... time!!! *rears back and hits the chain snapping it in half causing Soran to hang by one arm.* Alrighty... for the last one. Its alright Soran. I'll have you out of there in no time! *rears back quickly, sending the axe flying through the air and crashing into Mizuki's old body* Ooops...

Soran:

Soran groggily opens his eyes again as he feels his body shift position. "I'm alive?" He looks to his right and sees Mizuki's body slashed in two, then promptly faints again.

Emora:

Rai looks the body over, circling it. "Hm..." Hours later and after a nice role of thread the body is whole again. "There... no one will ever notice... Oh Soran!!!" She grabs the axe and runs back at him. She trips and falls, sending the axe flying this time towards Soran. She covers her eyes and hears a clange.

Casania:

Praxis: Hmmmm I sense a business opportuinity here. <Calls out to Mizuki> You know you don't have to spend the rest of your life with a walking corpse. <In a used car salesman sort of fashion> I've got a man for you! He's real quiet. He'll listen to you and he will do anything you tell him to without question. Did I mention he doesn't need sleep, and he can be yours for the real low price of your soul. <Gestures towards Kantu>

Kantu: <Remains emotionless still>

Praxis: Care to take him for a test drive?

Me: What are you even doing here? Go back to your own thread figment!

Praxis: What?

Me: Oh I get it your here to see if Shea is sleeping with another man

Praxis: < Defensively> Nooo! Why would I care about that? Can't you see I'm tryyying to get a soul here?

Me: <Shakes head>

Soran:

Soran's eyes snap open just in time to see the axe flying toward him. He twists frantically sideways to position his wrist under the fall of the axe. He crumples to the ground shakily before looking down at his wrists, standing up and bellowing "FREEE AT LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST!" *cough* "I mean, uh, thanks Rai. I don't think we'll be needing this any more..." *plucks the axe out of her hands and tosses it in the corner like a snotty tissue.

Emora:

Shea: *had been sitting in the shadows* HA! I caught you! *grabs Praxis, she's wearing her pink and white bunny suit still.* Wow! I sure thought you were about to offer yourself. But your mine! Minemineminemine... *pulls Praxis into a possessive bear hug and glares at Mizuki.*

Soran:

*Soran walks over to Kantu eyeing him critically, and turns to Praxis.* "Yo, if she doesn't want him, I'll take him. My pet twink's dead anyway."

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke walks around the castle, thanking his ninja friend for rescuing him and replacing his body with a kagemusha of him. However, he is now naked because he had to switch clothing with it. He sees Soran down the hall. "SORAN!!!" he yelled and ran to the elf and glomped tightly onto him.

Taki:

OO...outake character?: LMFAO!! poor grye..

IOC:
Taki appears, in fairy form, to slap Soran across the face twice.

"First, for cheating on Mizuki... and second, because *I* want the void to experiment on!" She scolded him and turned a creepy look between determination, lust, and evilness?! towards Praxis. "My void. I bid the Fairy Realm."

Soran:

"What?! She murdered me and then chose a freaking skeleton to satisfy her instead of me! Do you know how many kinds of infections... never mind." Soran looks down at the unfamiliar feminine form conjoined with his arm. "Can I help you, miss?" he says flatly.

Kyosuke:

"Miss?" Kyosuke says sweetly in his feminine sounding voice. If he was a miss he would be one flat miss. Plus a certain thing was pressing into Soran's side.

Soran:

*blames Taki* look what you've done to Kyosuke!

Soran leans down toward Kyosuke and stares him sharply in the eyes, trying to figure out why something seems...wrong. After a moment a dark grin spreads on his face. "That's fine. I swing in every direction you can point to and more," he says in a husky voice.

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke grins and drags Soran off into a room, leaving the faerie and Kantu there alone. "HE'S MINE NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kyosuke giggles the whole time, making him seem even more feminine. "Say, you swing every way huh? I work very well then don't I?"

OOC: Yes, Taki and her 34/7 pervertedness!

Casania:

Praxis is caught by suprise, he gasps and cringes as if someone had just punched him the stomach. He is obviously very shocked and irritated. Operating purely on instinct, his eyes glow green, tears of blood run down his eyes, about to summon his "nuclear" minion, but he looks down to find Shea and the green glow disappears. A smile involuntarily crosses his face.

Me: Wow, I guess we know now the #1 way to piss off a demon is to touch him without his permission. *Cackles to self* <Summons Praxis momentarily away from the scene>

Praxis: <Grumpily,> what do you want?

Me: <Looks at him and smiles. Starts throwing hands inches away from his face, as if trying to touch him, but pulls away at the last moment.> Not touching you, not touching you, not touching you.....

Praxis: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! <Punches me hard in the face>

Me: What?? Admit it, you liked it when Shea did it to you

Praxis: < Death Glare>

I send him back before he goes o his rant about being a fricking Demon

While in Shea's embrace, hears all the bids for Kantu. <In auctioneer voice> I hear the fairy Realm can someone top that, going once.....

Taki:

-dances around- woot for teh gay lovins!

Casania:

Me to Praxis: You know the way this crowd swings, <whispers under his breath> Yoai Lovers, you could get more souls selling a peep show of you making out with Kantu.

Praxis: < Death Glare, but then considers it> Well since you put it that way, it would be very good for business. .. <Ponders a little bit more> How many souls do I hear for me to make out with the Void?

Taki:

Me: -falls off her chair laughing-

Taki: -fangirl scream- ALL OF THE SOULS IN FAIRY REALM!!!!!!

Soran:

*Soran shouts from the bedroom* "You can have his soul. I'm just using him for his body" *points to Kyosuke, whose limbs are tangled up with his own* *immediately loses interest and shifts his focus back to Kyosuke, forgetting his wager* (Soran has some ADD today)

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke is in too much pleasure to care about it. "More Soran!" Kyosuke melts into a puddle of goo for no reason.

Taki:

Ch 6 News: Local girl in South Jersey found dead in her bedroom after apparently laughing herself to death. Boy, something must of been pretty damn funny.

Soran:

*Soran randomly puffs into a Chibi-Soran and looks down at his body* "Wtf mate? Where is my boytoy? And why is my body shrunken to the point of deformity. *walks to the door and hops up and down to reach doorknob* *gives up and walks to mirror, and emits a shriek of utter terror* "OH GOD, NO! I'm CUTE and trapped in a room with a puddle of goo!"

Emora:

Rai has ultimitely been corrupted and damage to the point until she doesn't know what is what. She lightly pulls on Praxis's arm. "How many souls do I have to give you to get them to go back to normal? There starting to scare me..."

Yall are horrible!!! LOL

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke's puddle starts glowing. The pokemon crew runs in and say "Kyosuke's evolving!" before dashing off. Kyosuke reformed into a female Kyosuke... which there isn't much of a difference. He's only missing a certain body part and his chest is slightly more developed. Hey, he is now an asian/Ongoreth female now. (OOC: Er... I hope there are no asian females here *runs off just in case*)

Soran:

*Soran turns to Kyosuke with big, sparkly chibi eyes* "Will you still love me even though I'm (*choking out the word*) cute?"

*LMAO at pokemon joke*

Kyosuke:

"YES!" Kyosuke squeals, taking to his female form rather quickly. "CUUUUUUUTE!" The samurai quickly turned into a pedophile, or what would seem to be a pedophile to anyone just tuning in.

Casania:


Praxis looks down at Rai. "I don't know what there problem is." He starts whining a little too loudly on purpose. "Here I am throwing out a good peep show, and all I can get for it is the fricking fairy realm. The fairy realm! How am I supposed to create an apocolyptic army with a bunch of bugs?"

Taki:

The fairy growls defensively and turns into her human form, hands on her hips.

"I resent that, you assenine twit!" She shouted as she stalked forward and shrank him with a spell. "See how YOU like being three inches tall!"

Casania:

Me: Uhhh ohhh now you've done it.

Holds Praxis between his fingers. He struggles against me

Praxis: Oh tell me she's immortal so I can whup her butt personally. Let go of me, I'll knaw through you're fingers!

Taki:

Taki laughs in a godly manner and points at Praxis.

"Foolish demon, you shouldn't of pissed me off. I could ressurect you and you would be in lots of pain right now. Sure, I would have to resort to the forbidden spell and use Mizuki's newborn as a sacrafice, but I was always trying to kill her anyway."

OOC:Fairies are scary, never piss them off. She's no longer in my control. -is tied up in the corner-

Casania:

Praxis: <Laughs in a high squeaky voice> I never died, so that wouldn't work on me anyways.

I slap him.

Me: FOOL! STOP REVEALING YOUR PAST! I'm supposed to trickle it out ever so slowly to keep everyone agonizingly hooked onto the thread. You know that creepy Healer Girl we were talking about. We'll I was going to make her but now I'm not going to. She would've been able to unshrink you.

Taki:

Taki crosses her arms and bops him over the head, alla little bunny foo foo.

"Silence! I have more tricks than that up my sleeve, I'll just have to kill you and then ressurect you and then....wash, rinse, repeat." She grins evilly, who knew this was bottled up inside the fairy.

Mizuki:

-cries that no one waited for her in this thread-

Mizuki: *re lives in the new body that was emsembled by other female parts* What just happened? *see's Soran being hugged by a woman.* Oh... ohhh noo....*marches over to them and beats the woman over the head* MINE!MINEMINEMINE!!! *grabs Soran and hugs him to her rather large bosom* I wuv youuu...

Soran:

*raises an eyebrow at the new and imboobed Mizuki* "Pardon me, but didn't you bludgeon me to death 25 minutes ago?"

Kyosuke:

"Orooooooo," the samurai said @@. He quickly recovered and glared at Mizuki. He lept onto the woman. "NO! Soran is mine!"

Casania:

Praxis: <Sensing another business opportuinity, cries out in a squeaky voice> "I do contract killings as well!"

Mizuki:

*mizuki kicks Kyosuke off her and pouts at Soran* Y-you were cheating on me... on our wedding night!! I went insane with anger and rage.. *kisses soran without thinking and hugs him tighter to her bosom* can you forgiiiive me??

Soran:

Soran twitches and glances uncomfortably between Kyosuke and Mizuki. "I...uh...need to...use the bathroom," he mumbles and magically disappears.

Mizuki:

*waits for him to return with sad eyes and sniffles*

lol couldn't really think for this

Kyosuke:

Kyosuke is kicked off, and he goes flying into the sky with a twinkle. "Looks like team rocket's blasting off again!!!" *bling* Fortuneately for him, he lands on Soran who has magically reappeared somewhere else.

Mizuki:

never..ever...for never again...

lmao

[Mizuki]

This needs to be continued. lol ^-^

-Finally all as calmed down and like it never happened, Mizuki is back in her old body petting Soran's head affectionatly-

Mizuki: See? Aren't things better when you give in?

Soran: MMMPPFFFHH!!! -Soran is at the moment tied up in chains, naked, and as a rag on his mouth.-

Mizuki: Oh, stop complaining. ^-^
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Bwuahahaha!