Arrival Outtakes

[Soran Nightblade]

Thread started on April 17th, 2005.

Casania:

Here's a repost from the art section:


Praxis:<Notices a very naked Shea.>
<Breathes heavily and runs away to Kantu angry and ashamed>

Kantu: <In a monotone voice> You've fallen for quite a woman

Praxis: <Gives him the death glare, and blushes> Don't be ridiculous, I'm an evil demon lord from the depths of hell. The very thought of that mortal woman feeling pleasure sickens me.

Kantu: Then why are you blushing?

Praxis: <Curses in the demonic tounge and rips Kantu's arm off> You see, I'm a badass demon dammit! <Runs off and cries blood in his room>

The next day.....

Kantu: <Winds back his right leg and kicks Dimerion as hard as he can in the nuts>

Dimerion: <Barely whinces>

Kantu: <Backs away and bows, and then speaks in a monotone voice> You have put my Void of Self technique to shame. Please master, teach me your Balls of Steel technique!

Emora:

"I just don't feel like it any more..." She said sitting on her throne with a red and green plad flanal long oversize nightgown on.

Outside her palace everyone is panicing...

"THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!"

Lol, makes no since but I was bored to tears...

Casania:

Praxis gasps. What how can she not want it around me. I'm a demon lord dammit, every mortal woman wants me! His pride wounded, Praxis starts crawling to her with lust in his eyes

Emora:

Shea sits in her chair and pouts. She stares at Praxis for a long moment. "Ahhh damn it!" She pounces on him. She grabs Praxis by the hand and drags him down the hall to her room, sort of like this cave men who find there mates...

Casania:

The room goes dark A few weeks, yes weeks later the lights miracoulously come up again. Praxis is getting dressed, angry at himself. "Don't think I enjoyed this, its just a business expense that's all. I'm mean flanal, come on, how are you to inspire evil in the hearts of men by wearing flanal. "

Storms out of the room, and passes by Kantu. "I told you so," The monk says with a uncharacteristic smirk. Praxis curses in the demonic tounge, rips the monks other arm off, and violently beats him over the head with it. (For some reason, dismemberment just seems funny to me right now.) "Dammit, go get me a cigarette!" "Yes, Master," the monks replies, still smirking.

Emora:

Shea shrugges. He has a point... the flanal is a bit... horrible... Goes into her closet and comes out wearing a prink and white corset thingy with white bunny ears and a white bunny tail. She shrugges and walks out of the room. "Dimerion! Praxis! Where are you!!!"

Emora: *Shakes head* Your such a whore....

Casania:

Praxis sends Kantu to kill Dimerion. Dimerion and Kantu beat the crap out of each other. Each in awe of the other's power they crawl towards each other, and gaze deeply into each other's eyes.......

Praxis: Well, I guess that's one way of taking Dimerion out of the picture.


Emora:

lolol! So funny! Yea, thats one way!

Shea's got the play boy bunny thing going now... at least its not hillbilly flanal!! Shea totally covered up isn't Shea....

Casania:

Kyo: WAIT! Dimerion's not like that!

Praxis: Shut-up you! Your not here, so I get to control the story.

Kyo: BUt what about the rules. The explicitly say your not allowed to control another's character

Praxis: I'm a fricking demon, I can do whatever I want to do! Like now, I'm going to make you run off and cry like a little girl.

Kyo runs off and cry's like a little girl

Yes I'm feeling really crazy right now.

Praxis: My power's gone to his head

Emora:

Malicar grabs Praxis. "She is just a whore using you! Join me!" He winks at Praxis then smiles. "And I'll make it worth your wild!"

Shea screams, "No! He's mine!!!"

Casania:

Praxis taking great delight in being fought over. As it inflates his already massive ego. He pull up a lawnn chair and some popcorn and watches the fight with great delight

Emora:

Watching Malicar and Shea fight would be like watching a cat fight over a guy... Shea's pulling his hair and throwing him around. She stops all of the sudden. "Wait a minute... I'm the Daughter of Darkness, ruler of the underworld... and I'm pulling hair!!!"

Instead rips his heart out.

"Now your mine!" she laughs and hops on Praxis. "Maybe Dimerion will join?!" She laughes evilly!!

Lol, I am losing it... I need some insperation!

Casania:

Now Praxis evil side comes out... Muhaaaha

Praxis: I think he's a little busy with Kantu

Kyo: NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Praxis: Eliminating the competiton.

Hmmmmm, memo to self: Mind Control is freaking awesome!

Dimerion: <Has contract in hand> The contract reads: By the River Styx, I Dimerion pledge my body and soul to Praxis the Sorrow in exchange for the body and love of Kantu the Void. <He signs the contract in blood>

Praxis: From henceforth you shall be named Dimerion the Hunger.

Dimerion: Yay! I have my man for ever and ever. <Hugs Kantu> Will live together hapily in hell!

Praxis: FOOL! All we do in hell is play D...D...R! <Fire erupts from his hand and he summons a demonic arcade machine>

<Chains erupt from the machine and suck Kantu and Dim (yes he's going to be called Dim from now on because I say so!) onto the dance pads. They become entranced by the swirling pretty colors.>

Dim: Can't...stop...playing

Praxis: <In a demonic voice> Muahahahahaha Yesssssssss! Give me your quarters!

Kyosuke:

On the note of me running away crying, instead of doing that, i COULD ban you. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...I am so getting my status as a mod removed one day. By the way, if you have time to post in this, post in the actual thread!!!!

Casania:

Praxis: <In a kids voice> Yeah but my girl's the site owner and you know what she can punt your a** and not even breaK a sweat. Besides its funny to see you run away crying like a little girl. 1st Rule of Heirot: Praxis can do anything he wants as long as he keeps Shea entertained.

Me: Alright you've really crossed the line this time

Praxis: What?? <Shruggs, and then speaks in the sexy deep voice> I know what the lady like!

Me: Actually technically its me that knows what the ladies like seeing how your a figment of my imagination and all.

Praxis: You always have to bring the topic up. Well if I'm a figment, you know what that makes you.... Schitszo! Schizofreniac!

Me: Alright you best shut up now before I turn you into a woman!

Praxis: You wouldn't dare!

Me: Well actually you're already half-way there seeing how you cry tears of blood and all that.

Praxis: <Curses in the demonic tounge> Now how am I supposed to help that! Its my powers, it's an invoulountary reaction to my powers! Damn you for forcing me to cry, you made me and are responcible for everything I do!

Me: Shut up figment!

Praxis: No you shut up Schizo!

Me: Shut up figment!

Praxis: No you shut up Schizo!

Me: Shut up figment!

Praxis: No you shut up Schizo!

Me: <Sighs> This could take a while.

<Light fade out>

Emora:

Shea: *cheers Praxis on* Go! Yea! That's my man!

Me: *shakes head* You can't make up your mind on who your man is... Adrian, Soran, Vlad, Praxis, Dimerion.... Not to mention half your palace guard!!!

Shea: *sticks tongue out* I can't help your jealous!

Me: *roles eyes*

Shea: *Laughs evilly*

Kyosuke:

*smirking and holds up two fingers* rule number two, I'm in more threads than you are and post more frequently, if I disappear, half the site dies, so there.

Casania:

<Lights Fade back on us two>

Me: Okay let me just say that he's beyond my control now. He's going to take this thread from the Deep End straight to Bizzarro World.

Praxis: <Shrugs> Whats so wrong with Bizzarro World? What happens in Bizzarro World stays in Bizzarro world.

Me: I have know idea why you think that last statement is funny. <sighs> Alright that's enough. You're going to get us both in trouble. That's it...feminize!

<Praxis turns into a woman>

Me: That should calm your limbido down a bit.....or maybe not, guys I would watch out for this She-male

Praxis: <Waves hand towards him in a feminine fashion, and speaks in overtly feminine voice> Stop it!

Kyosuke:

*eyebrow twitches, grabs own katana and Dimerion runs out with his, both of us get ready to slice down the female Praxis if she gets near us*

Casania:

Me: Right, that was a bad idea. <Presses undo button returning everything to normal> I know what will stop him....
<Calls out to him> Hey figment, you do realize that the only reason your acting this way is to show off for Shea!

Praxis: <Stops immediately in his tracks, blushes and gives me the death glare> Don't be ridiculous....

Me: Yeah we all know, Demons do not feel love blah blah blah.

Praxis: <Goes and sulks in a corner somewhere>

Casania:

Praxis: Looks down and realizes that Shea's been hanging off him this whole time since the whole Malicar fight thing.
<Cringes for ignoring her, and cringes again realizing that he's cringing over her and then cringes relaizing that he's cringing over his cringing, rinse wash, repeat>

Finally.....

Praxis: <Looks down at Shea and in a forced disinterested voice,> Fine...I suppose you want some more?

Emora:

Shea: No.... *roles eyes* I wasn't hinting towards anything at all! Hey... whats all that cringing for? Getting a little... uncomfortable? *grins evilly* Pants a little too tight?! *laughs*

Casania:

Praxis: < Defensively> Nooo..... <Looks Shea over> What's with the bunny suit?

Emora:

Shea: *looks down* I'm going for this whole "cute" thing... *Turns around and shows off fuzy bunny tail* What do you think? *wiggles her butt*

Casania:

Praxis: It looks nice. <His face turns red, and turns away embarrassed of the fact that he's staring.>

Casania:

Me: I just had a random thought. What if Praxis and Shea had their own sitcom after they get married and have kids. Now that would be funny.

Emora:

Lol, yea, that would be funny! Reality TV: King Praxis and Queen Shea: The Golden Years. (something like that)

Shea: *holds baby out at arms length* Now how do you change a diper again? Wait... I have servants and a husband for that! *Throws the baby to Dimerion*

Casania:

Praxis: <Smiles> Here Dim you can have the poop factory, I get the woman.

Me: Oh he can be such an asshole

Praxis: Admit it you enjoy writing me, Schizo

Me: Fine, I admit it