New Scary Electronik Supersonik German Character

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New Scary Electronik Supersonik German Character

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Thread started by Casania on March 9th, 2005



Casania:

Re the thread: Scary German Techno
http://lamoralynn.proboards27.com/index ... 1106712401
Also see: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/supersonik.html

"Thank God these aren't characters on Heirot..."

TOO LATE....




Name: Zlad! the Space Invader

Gender: Uber Male

Age: 5 Years but composed of recycled 10 year old techno

Race: Molvanian Half-Demon

Class: World's Biggest Washed-up Superstar! and a Wing of Sorrow


Powers
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Electronik Supersonik - His singing causes its listeners to suffer great pains, cerebral hemmoraging, and drains their soul

Love Crusader - He can summon an unlimmited number of metaphor imps, who encircle the prey and cause great discomfort to their victim

The Sexy Stare - He gazes into the victim's eyes, enough said

Telepathy - Like a smell around you he will ever linger

Hypnotic Halo- Sourrounded by a halo of cheesy video effects which induce any victim into trance


Weaknesses
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He don't have much time
His Blue Jeans is tight
Only thing that can stop him is flat tire

Apearence - Euro-mullet, Burt Reynolds Mustache, wears a Platemail +5 (yes he's a D&D dork) of shiny flexibillity, Gauntlents of Dexterity (so that hey can play the keyboard while wearing gloves,) Broach of the Treky, Ring of Jupiter, and cursed Lenses of Delusional Fame. He carries with him a love rocket, but inside tank of fuel is not fuel but love!

Personality - Ummmmm, he's a guy....

Bio: He had a really tragic mysterious past, so tragic and mysterious in fact that I'm not going to tell you about it, and neither will he. What is known is that he was originally named David Hasslehoff.

I have way too much free time ok I don't, oh well back to work.

Emora:

This would make an interesting PC... Hehe, if you could keep him similar and just turn him a bit medieval it'd work out. Hehe.

Casania:

okay one modification right now:

Personality: Ummm he's a guy.... and like all guys only three things interest him: sex, blowing stuff up, and sexual metaphors involving blowing stuff up.

Emora:

lol, hilarious.... Would you really like him to be a character? He might get killed making moves on the women of Heirot... but I'm sure he could handle himself... Of course there are no cars and the techno... Medieval techno! And Jupiter could be another planet, but you could do it.

Casania:

One Word for all the Modern Stuff, as with all the plot holes in any Fantasy Setting...

It's Magic

Emora:

lol, Magic it is. If you put it up in Character Creation for approval of the other admin and mod, then you'll have yourself the most interesting character I think yet. Hehe.

Casania:

"Hey Love Crusader I want to be your space invader"

Casania:

Hmm, I original just intended it as a parody of character creation, hmm but okay although I would probally confine him to the deep end.

Emora:

hehe, whatever you wish.

Soran:

*falls out of chair* hahahaha
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