please do not ROFL all over my WAFFLEMizuki wrote:rofl
Insanity Incarnate
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Vishaing
Kittens?
KITTENS????
Is that the best you've got???
I've dealt with Kittens before...
SEE!!!
Look at these ninja reflexes...
Plus, I have my OWN Feline enforcement unit,
Now, I ask you, Are YOU'RE Kittens, SATANIC????
Can your Kittens do....
THIS?????
And do you have, a FLEET OF THEM!?!?!?!?!?!
now you've done it, you've made me release a force more terrible than anyone has ever imagined, the satanic kittens are free.....
KITTENS????
Is that the best you've got???
I've dealt with Kittens before...
SEE!!!
Look at these ninja reflexes...
Plus, I have my OWN Feline enforcement unit,
Now, I ask you, Are YOU'RE Kittens, SATANIC????
Can your Kittens do....
THIS?????
And do you have, a FLEET OF THEM!?!?!?!?!?!
now you've done it, you've made me release a force more terrible than anyone has ever imagined, the satanic kittens are free.....
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Meagan
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Vishaing
Oh, you have done it now, Commandos, you are GO for interdiction.
Tac-Ops?
Woof, online sir.
Sniper?
Linin' ‘er up right now sir.
Craze, how's that cover fire coming?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
......okay....
Forward Troops?
Killing it with Gunfire!
Artillery?
Ready and Waiting.
Doilie Ninja??
......
Dude with Guns?
BLAM BlAM BOOM BA-BLAMMO!!!!!
Mookie?
Well, now that Meagan is dead,
Gather Round, for Vishaing's Holiday Tale.
The Tale of Overlord Bun-Bun, and the War of the Holidays!!!
It begins, with a rabbit:
Bun-Bun the minilop, the obligatory cute talking animal of a webcomic
Or not.....
Well, the tale begins, with a feud, an ancient feud between none other than Bun-Bun, and old Saint Nick himself.
However, the true seeds of this epic scale war were sown on Easter 1998, when Bun-Bun accidentally killed the Easter Bunny.
What Bun-Bun didn't know, is that according to "The Right of Caste" by killing the Easter Bunny, Bun-Bun had BECOME the Easter Bunny.
He found out Easter 2000, because for Easter 1999 Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny Union worked together to build, "Mecha Easter Bunny tm"
Mecha Easter Bunny was built with THREE Objectives:
1: Deliver Easter Eggs
2: Destroy Bun-Bun
3: Destroy Tokyo!!!
The Battle raged for hours, and despite MEB's clear advantage
, Bun-Bun won in the end.
this ploy failed, however the Mecha Easter Bunny hid all of the Easter eggs, thus Bun-Bun did not know about his new position, and thus did not refuse it. And after hist failed attempt at revenge,
most of the holidays once again thought themselves safe.
Santa Launched himself into Orbit to hide from Bun-Bun terrified after NOT finding his body amongst the wreckage of his toy workshop.
, and the war abated, until Santa returned, apparently crazier then ever. So Crazy, that Mrs. Clause and many of the elves left him, especially his ‘Black Op Elves', which he used to collect information on people and judge them naughty or nice, as Bun-Bun put it "Nice, Big Brother's belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly."
After Torg's Secretary Alyee, an Alien, of the interplanetary type, entered a form in which she releases electromagnetic pulses, the chaos truly began. For Electro Magnetic Pulses erase such novel things as VHS cassettes, some of which, were owned by Bun-Bun, which also contained his very extensive collection, of Baywatch Tapes.
This led Bun-Bun to take over one of Santa's Rogue Black Op Elves Branches.
After this fiasco abated however, the calm once again returned, until Christmas 2001, when Santa Returned from Orbit, infected with Alien DNA himself. The Aliens you see, are allergic to Nerf, that stuff we make toys out of, since Santa delivers many of those toys every year, they believed he was the largest Arms dealer on the planet, and decided to turn him to their side.
Bun-Bun was already beginning to detest being the Easter Bunny, and attempted to strike a deal with Santa Clause.
It didn't work, and led to Bun-Bun's final decision to take matters into his own hands.
First, using the Book of E-Ville, he summoned the spirit of the Groundhog's Shadow, unfortunately the summoning was interrupted and the Shadow was bound to Bun-Bun, making him the patron saint of both Easter AND Groundhog's Day. This gave Bun-Bun an idea, as he learned that one person can be in charge of multiple Holidays, perhaps, if he gained enough holidays, he would be able to will himself out of being a holiday at all...
Finally, the war broke out in earnest, on Halloween 2002, where Bun-Bun claimed Halloween as well, and along with Halloween and his newly upgraded switchblade scythe, he also gained an army of the most fearsome monsters in all of existence.
This was the official declaration of War:
Then Lord Bun-Bun, Eater of Holidays began his march on the desert stronghold of Thanksgiving.
The Battle was short and swift, with Bun-Bun's army as the loser, as both Valentines day and Saint Patrick's Day stood behind the Turkeys and their rallying general Mrs. Clause.
However in the end, Bun-Bun defeated the Turkey General and claimed Thanksgiving.
The other holidays fled, except Mrs. Claus, she was captured by Bun-Bun's new henchwoman Basphomy, former Patron Saint of Halloween.
Thus it was finally down to the old feud once again, Bun-Bun versus Santa Claus, only this time Santa had gotten an upgrade.
The field was the North Pole, the wasteland that had been the toy factory, now blown up twice. Then, from the sky, it appeared that something would turn the tides...
Unfortunately for Bun-Bun, his armed forces had NOT armed themselves with Nerf.
And then Santa displayed impossible speed:
the war was over in a second, but the battle had just begun, as Bun-Bun slipped into unconsciousness, then Basphomy contacted him and gave him the key to victory:
(The key amounts to, right Now Santa is in 'Gift Giving Mode' which makes him faster than time itself, how else is he supposed to deliver toys to the entire world? If Bun-Bun goes into "Egg Hiding Mode" he will match Santa's speed.
It worked:
(sorry about how small this is, it just randomly changed size, I think its because the pictures have this cool Blur effect, well the jist of what happened. Bun bun takes one of hte guns from one of the elves, becaue they are armed iwth Nerf, it was Bun-Bun and the SHadows' plan so they coulds keep ahead of Mrs. Claus's intelligence. He shoots Claus a bunch of times, and as Claus is lying there almost dead he pulls out hte Deus Ex Ovum Tur egg to use so he won't die, and finds it suddenly missing. He goes "What Where is the Egg?" And Bun Bun replies "I hid it, I'm the Easter Bunny" and then shoots Claus. Everyone comes back into the flow of time, and Bun Bun looks all cool and christmas-y and says "Well a Ho-Ho-Frickin-Ho, are we in for a year o' Great Holiday Fun or WHAT!!"
And thus the War of the Holidays ended, with a single solitary rabbit as the victor, until, he was lured to the Halls Of Time, and hist Shadow was tricked into killing the year 2003! Twenty seconds before the new years, when the year 2003 would DIE. As a last resort, Bun-Bun used the last of the Deus Ex Ovum Tur eggs to return all of the holidays to their right owners, and was summarily cast out of Time itself!
Thus, the holidays grew calm, believing Bun-Bun completely destroyed, in all ways possible.
But he wasn't.......
Tac-Ops?
Woof, online sir.
Sniper?
Linin' ‘er up right now sir.
Craze, how's that cover fire coming?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
......okay....
Forward Troops?
Killing it with Gunfire!
Artillery?
Ready and Waiting.
Doilie Ninja??
......
Dude with Guns?
BLAM BlAM BOOM BA-BLAMMO!!!!!
Mookie?
Well, now that Meagan is dead,
Gather Round, for Vishaing's Holiday Tale.
The Tale of Overlord Bun-Bun, and the War of the Holidays!!!
It begins, with a rabbit:
Bun-Bun the minilop, the obligatory cute talking animal of a webcomic
Or not.....
Well, the tale begins, with a feud, an ancient feud between none other than Bun-Bun, and old Saint Nick himself.
However, the true seeds of this epic scale war were sown on Easter 1998, when Bun-Bun accidentally killed the Easter Bunny.
What Bun-Bun didn't know, is that according to "The Right of Caste" by killing the Easter Bunny, Bun-Bun had BECOME the Easter Bunny.
He found out Easter 2000, because for Easter 1999 Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny Union worked together to build, "Mecha Easter Bunny tm"
Mecha Easter Bunny was built with THREE Objectives:
1: Deliver Easter Eggs
2: Destroy Bun-Bun
3: Destroy Tokyo!!!
The Battle raged for hours, and despite MEB's clear advantage
, Bun-Bun won in the end.this ploy failed, however the Mecha Easter Bunny hid all of the Easter eggs, thus Bun-Bun did not know about his new position, and thus did not refuse it. And after hist failed attempt at revenge,
most of the holidays once again thought themselves safe.
Santa Launched himself into Orbit to hide from Bun-Bun terrified after NOT finding his body amongst the wreckage of his toy workshop.
, and the war abated, until Santa returned, apparently crazier then ever. So Crazy, that Mrs. Clause and many of the elves left him, especially his ‘Black Op Elves', which he used to collect information on people and judge them naughty or nice, as Bun-Bun put it "Nice, Big Brother's belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly."
After Torg's Secretary Alyee, an Alien, of the interplanetary type, entered a form in which she releases electromagnetic pulses, the chaos truly began. For Electro Magnetic Pulses erase such novel things as VHS cassettes, some of which, were owned by Bun-Bun, which also contained his very extensive collection, of Baywatch Tapes.
This led Bun-Bun to take over one of Santa's Rogue Black Op Elves Branches.
After this fiasco abated however, the calm once again returned, until Christmas 2001, when Santa Returned from Orbit, infected with Alien DNA himself. The Aliens you see, are allergic to Nerf, that stuff we make toys out of, since Santa delivers many of those toys every year, they believed he was the largest Arms dealer on the planet, and decided to turn him to their side.
Bun-Bun was already beginning to detest being the Easter Bunny, and attempted to strike a deal with Santa Clause.
It didn't work, and led to Bun-Bun's final decision to take matters into his own hands.
First, using the Book of E-Ville, he summoned the spirit of the Groundhog's Shadow, unfortunately the summoning was interrupted and the Shadow was bound to Bun-Bun, making him the patron saint of both Easter AND Groundhog's Day. This gave Bun-Bun an idea, as he learned that one person can be in charge of multiple Holidays, perhaps, if he gained enough holidays, he would be able to will himself out of being a holiday at all...
Finally, the war broke out in earnest, on Halloween 2002, where Bun-Bun claimed Halloween as well, and along with Halloween and his newly upgraded switchblade scythe, he also gained an army of the most fearsome monsters in all of existence.
This was the official declaration of War:
Then Lord Bun-Bun, Eater of Holidays began his march on the desert stronghold of Thanksgiving.
The Battle was short and swift, with Bun-Bun's army as the loser, as both Valentines day and Saint Patrick's Day stood behind the Turkeys and their rallying general Mrs. Clause.
However in the end, Bun-Bun defeated the Turkey General and claimed Thanksgiving.
The other holidays fled, except Mrs. Claus, she was captured by Bun-Bun's new henchwoman Basphomy, former Patron Saint of Halloween.
Thus it was finally down to the old feud once again, Bun-Bun versus Santa Claus, only this time Santa had gotten an upgrade.
The field was the North Pole, the wasteland that had been the toy factory, now blown up twice. Then, from the sky, it appeared that something would turn the tides...
Unfortunately for Bun-Bun, his armed forces had NOT armed themselves with Nerf.
And then Santa displayed impossible speed:
the war was over in a second, but the battle had just begun, as Bun-Bun slipped into unconsciousness, then Basphomy contacted him and gave him the key to victory:
(The key amounts to, right Now Santa is in 'Gift Giving Mode' which makes him faster than time itself, how else is he supposed to deliver toys to the entire world? If Bun-Bun goes into "Egg Hiding Mode" he will match Santa's speed.
It worked:
(sorry about how small this is, it just randomly changed size, I think its because the pictures have this cool Blur effect, well the jist of what happened. Bun bun takes one of hte guns from one of the elves, becaue they are armed iwth Nerf, it was Bun-Bun and the SHadows' plan so they coulds keep ahead of Mrs. Claus's intelligence. He shoots Claus a bunch of times, and as Claus is lying there almost dead he pulls out hte Deus Ex Ovum Tur egg to use so he won't die, and finds it suddenly missing. He goes "What Where is the Egg?" And Bun Bun replies "I hid it, I'm the Easter Bunny" and then shoots Claus. Everyone comes back into the flow of time, and Bun Bun looks all cool and christmas-y and says "Well a Ho-Ho-Frickin-Ho, are we in for a year o' Great Holiday Fun or WHAT!!"
And thus the War of the Holidays ended, with a single solitary rabbit as the victor, until, he was lured to the Halls Of Time, and hist Shadow was tricked into killing the year 2003! Twenty seconds before the new years, when the year 2003 would DIE. As a last resort, Bun-Bun used the last of the Deus Ex Ovum Tur eggs to return all of the holidays to their right owners, and was summarily cast out of Time itself!
Thus, the holidays grew calm, believing Bun-Bun completely destroyed, in all ways possible.
But he wasn't.......
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Vishaing
Revival!!!!!!
*Chating fills the air in a dark laboratory deep underground, a lone solitary figure circles a circle chanitng mystic words, in the circle lies a single girl's body, broken and battered after repeaededly being shot by many 50mm cannon as well as other advanced weaponry.*
Bla bla bla, jibber jabber, yak yak bla bla,
"O great spirit of life and death I summon your power to revive the girl laying in the middle of this magic looking circle thingy I drew on the ground!"
There is a bright flash and a puff of smoke.
*Meagen has been revived*
Now, in accordance with the treaty of <some place important> signed on <some date a long time ago> you must now pay.
THE PRICE!!!!!
which amounts to, all that AND a bag of chips!!!
And if you cannot pay, you will be forced, to become a pawn in..
MY MALICIOUS MACHINATIONS!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bla bla bla, jibber jabber, yak yak bla bla,
"O great spirit of life and death I summon your power to revive the girl laying in the middle of this magic looking circle thingy I drew on the ground!"
There is a bright flash and a puff of smoke.
*Meagen has been revived*
Now, in accordance with the treaty of <some place important> signed on <some date a long time ago> you must now pay.
THE PRICE!!!!!
which amounts to, all that AND a bag of chips!!!
And if you cannot pay, you will be forced, to become a pawn in..
MY MALICIOUS MACHINATIONS!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
Meagan
O_o....
*slits wrist* oooo...blood. and here are my last words. Remember: the best way to kill yourself is to cut down the street. *indicates where I cut myself from my wrist to half way up my arm* Not across the street. *shakes head while pointing finger from one side of wrist to other side* Goodbye. *dies*
*slits wrist* oooo...blood. and here are my last words. Remember: the best way to kill yourself is to cut down the street. *indicates where I cut myself from my wrist to half way up my arm* Not across the street. *shakes head while pointing finger from one side of wrist to other side* Goodbye. *dies*
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Vishaing
*sigh* "they allways have to do it the hard way. Oh well."
*Walks over to Meagans now bloodless body, pulls out her soul and anchors it to a diamond. Swallows the diamond*
"Revive her again oh great spirit of life and death!"
*Meagan revives*
"And now you are immortal, so no more killing yourself. HA! Oh, congratulations on your recently aquired Lichdom."
*Walks over to Meagans now bloodless body, pulls out her soul and anchors it to a diamond. Swallows the diamond*
"Revive her again oh great spirit of life and death!"
*Meagan revives*
"And now you are immortal, so no more killing yourself. HA! Oh, congratulations on your recently aquired Lichdom."
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Vishaing
I realize that I am double posting, however I have a message that must be said.
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jUST SO YOU KNOW, i SEEM TO HAVE SUFFERRED A RECENT BOUT OF extreme insanity after just spending the last four hours reinstalling my Laptop's Opperating system. Twice. ugghhgh *shudder*
KILLKILLKILLSTABSTABSLICESTABBITYSTADKILLSLICEDEATH
So you all know, I am also entering into a state of mourning, as i have been attempting to build my own RP forum, and now all of the work that was on my computer has been lost. That's about four months of work, gone in an instant because Dell is retarded. That is all.
IUAFDHP OHDFUI( HWEBDN HAgd;ouf ho'w hadbq'h3c4]0W HTV]-HWO ABUF 8OYNB8O BQO38GVB3 EUG VBW8YE O8VI YOBHESDVO YIQ B3REYV Q8 973RWEN DBM FFI9VYE DBY I8VQBWOEG HQBOHGB34
jUST SO YOU KNOW, i SEEM TO HAVE SUFFERRED A RECENT BOUT OF extreme insanity after just spending the last four hours reinstalling my Laptop's Opperating system. Twice. ugghhgh *shudder*
KILLKILLKILLSTABSTABSLICESTABBITYSTADKILLSLICEDEATH
So you all know, I am also entering into a state of mourning, as i have been attempting to build my own RP forum, and now all of the work that was on my computer has been lost. That's about four months of work, gone in an instant because Dell is retarded. That is all.
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Meagan
AWWW!!! Thats so sad! *hugs*
Umm..I mean...I'M IMMORTAL!!! AHHHH!!!!!! Does this mean...I can become...A VAMPIRE?!?! I want to be a vampire! Can you make me a vampire? Pretty please! I love you!
Nah. Just kidding. Being a vampire would be weird. I want to be...A GODDESS!!!! YESSSS!!!! Make me a goddess! I want to be a goddess! Please, love! I want to be a goddess! If you can revive me twice and make me immortal, you can make me a goddess, right?
I could be...the goddess of ditzyness!
No...the goddess of pirates!
No...OOH!! I got one! How about...drumroll please. *drumroll* The...Goddess...of...INSANITY!!!!!!
Umm..I mean...I'M IMMORTAL!!! AHHHH!!!!!! Does this mean...I can become...A VAMPIRE?!?! I want to be a vampire! Can you make me a vampire? Pretty please! I love you!
Nah. Just kidding. Being a vampire would be weird. I want to be...A GODDESS!!!! YESSSS!!!! Make me a goddess! I want to be a goddess! Please, love! I want to be a goddess! If you can revive me twice and make me immortal, you can make me a goddess, right?
I could be...the goddess of ditzyness!
No...the goddess of pirates!
No...OOH!! I got one! How about...drumroll please. *drumroll* The...Goddess...of...INSANITY!!!!!!
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Vishaing
You are a Lich, that's better than a vampire, and eventually your power, if you had a proper tutor... *hundreds of thousands of signs pop up pointing at Me* would become great enough to make you a Goddess, and giving insanity is easily within the scope of a Lich's power.
Also, after watching "Pirates of the Carribean, The Curse of the Black Pearl" since they were undead, and you are undead, you can be the Goddess of insane undead ditzy pirates. Maybe even minus the ditzy part!
Also, after watching "Pirates of the Carribean, The Curse of the Black Pearl" since they were undead, and you are undead, you can be the Goddess of insane undead ditzy pirates. Maybe even minus the ditzy part!
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Meagan
Okay! That sounds cool! Minus the ditzy part! All right! ^_^
Everyone needs to worship me! Okay? I want you to pray to me every day or I will kill you! And you can't do anything to me because I'm immortal! Mwah ha ha ha haaa!!! I will rule all insane people, and all pirates! And since 95% of the people on this site (ah..make that 100%) are insane...YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME AT ONCE!!!!!
Everyone needs to worship me! Okay? I want you to pray to me every day or I will kill you! And you can't do anything to me because I'm immortal! Mwah ha ha ha haaa!!! I will rule all insane people, and all pirates! And since 95% of the people on this site (ah..make that 100%) are insane...YOU SHALL ALL BOW TO ME AT ONCE!!!!!