Heirot

567648000!!
And still young!!

No, I'm not locked in an institution, worse, college...

(Imagine Drew Cary on "Whose Line is it Anyways")
Yeah, you know that kid at school, there's one in every school, who is antisocial and has no friends but is still happy becasue he isn't shy but rather he just tends to find himself hating everyone around him and honestly prefers to be alone? That's me.

And I actually spend most of my time drawing or writing or blowing up planets. Maybe one day I will actually post a drawing, actually, I think I will now!! I just finished a slightly embellished drawing of myself, sort of, that I plan to put on my 'about the author' page if I ever actually start making the Webcomic I've been writing the story for for about two years.

Though I am indeed an Evil Genius, for reference, I suggest the consultation of the previous posts of this thread, wherein I made reference to my curent domocile and mental status, however they were minute points that I in truth only made to pass the time.

Also, its really fun messing with peoples's heads and stuff like that, and on the Internet they can't get angry and try and kill me. While I don't mind them trying to kill me, I think its funny, after all I have already survived five or six near death occurrences, it gets messy having to kill someone every day. Especially now when, since I am living in a College Dorm, I can't keep any of my swords with me, not even my long sword, or even one of my "Gentleman's Canes"

Trust me, if I were locked in a mental institution with nothing to do but go on the internet all day, I wouldn't spend my time here, nothing personal the site's cool and all I'd just have bigger fish to fry, so to speak, rather, I would spend miy time practicing my hacking and programing skills so I could let out a virus so deadly it destroyed the world. And then luagh maniacally.

Uh...perhaps we SHOULD put you in a mental insitution. J/k. Lol

its been tried, unfortunately for those trying to lock me up, i am an extremely good actor, and can fit into any role thrown at me, from 'so quiet you never hear me coming', also known as 'super secret ninja', (I can run on tiled floors in combat boots and not make a sound, I know for a fact, it was a hobby of min e at school) to the 'pushy jock who everyone thinks is a moron and hates, except cheerleaders, who for some reason seem to find that type of person the most attractive person on the planet,' (I know, again from personal experience.)

And htat last post was extremely haphazard, well, that's what I get for writing the thing over a four hour period of chaotic ramblings, especially since I started in the middle and wrote my way out.

Also, for those of you interested, the best song ever in existence on this planet or any other, is "Kalinka" period. No argument, shut up!! YOU BETTER NOT BE OPPENING YOUR MOUTH-er, flexing your fingers- TO ARGUE WITH ME!!!
(However, "Rhapsody in Blue" is a close, VERY CLOSE, second)

And what would you do to me if I disagreed? Maybe I hate that song. So, whatcha gonna do about it?

'Kalinka' is NOT a song sung by anyone in particular, it is not some new age song, 'Kalinka' is a classical Russian Dance song, and frankly, there should be an olympic sport called 'kalinka dancing' because of how fast the song goes, and how abrubtly it changes from extremely fast, we're talking at least quarter note = 280, to rediculously slow, almost slower than Angus Dei or Adagio for Strings.

In case you couldn't tell, I prefer Classical Music

-Meagan + Me with sword = no more arguments.

"If it works for the Mafia it can work for a cat"
-quote in context of a discussion about how de-clawing a cat is akin to cutting of the tip of a Human's finger.

I'm so glad you appreciate me, Vishaing. lol

Its not that I don't appreciate you, though that is a pretty big part of it, its that I favor quick and concise ends to conflicts.

Haha. *rolls eyes*

Fighting is fun as long as you're not ACTUALLY mad. You know? But if you don't like conflicts, I guess I'll just shut my mouth. *cries because feelings are hurt* *looks at you with big, tear-filled eyes*

Are you kidding, I love conflicts, sometimes, it depends on what mood I'm in, when I wrote that post I was in an, 'I'm tired and this is pointless so lets end this NOW' mood. Usually I'm far more patient, for evidence, look in my sig. That is generally my mindset towards almost everything.

*sees tear filed eyes* gasp, *puts right index finger to the bottom of eye, runs it down cheek* tear.....

*stops crying* You love conflicts? Me, too! Let's fight! *clenches fists*

Haha. What should I do to you first? *puts tons of cosmetics on you* Aww...don't you look so perrrty?

Oh, so you wanna fight dirty eh? (what the heck, am I suddenly Canadien?)

Well, then have a little of this!!!
*Hands Meagan a bouncy ball, then runs like hell*

Obsouyve:

omg!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

-falls on floor-

-mom calls hospital-

Oh, I assure you, the fun has just begun, I have almost a dozen or so funny gifs In my arsenal. Personally, I just dare Meagan to shoot a bunch of arrows at me.

Pull out the infinite loop of gun shooting .gif!

That ones a classic.