Previously on V6
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/kungfufighter.html
"Why do you help people? Why do you spare them the touch of suffering. We learn and grow through adversity. We become stronger through strife. By helping the weak you are merely prolonging their incompetence and ensuring that they will always suffer. By helping others you are feeding off of their weakness, and strengthening yourself. To truly ‘help' people, you must ensure that they acquire the skills necessary to survive. To merely save someone from danger is akin to giving the starving man a fish. You have saved them temporarily, whereas, if you were to leave them to fend for themselves, you would be teaching them to survive on their own, ‘to fish' as the proverb goes, and will thus be ensuring they never fall into strife again." -Dretht't Reaper, January eighth, 2054 A.D.
Now, the soda and the ice. You see, the reason the Soda goes flat when poured on Ice is because the defender always has an advantage. By putting the ice in first you are giving the ice a chance to fortify its position and build a set of bulwarks from which it can launch its stingingly cold attacks at the charging forces of the great Sodus empire, (yes, there is a Sodus empire, its called Pepsi.) Now, if you were to instead pour the Sodus in first it would have a chance to build its defenses and would thus be prepared to meet the Iceus hordes head on and fight a righteous holy war of mass Sodus and Iceus genocide. The only true way to be impartial and assist neither Empire would be to pour your Soda in the glass AS you plunk in the ice. Thus, neither would have a chance to defend and that would ensure that the slaughter was even greater!
As for why they must continue to fight, well, any predator, when placed in a confined space with little resources will attempt to survive by any means necessary. The Ice and Soda are both predators, and will therefore both try to survive by any means necessary, thus destroying each other in the process. Now, the truth of the whole scenario, is that these creatures have been forced into this world by a cosmic being they can never understand, so sayeth it itself, which has the single desire to consume and destroy both of them. This being is of such great strength and might when compared to the Soda and Ice that there really is no hope of defeating it, yet still they try, in case there is a way. Hence Indigestion. This force, known as indigestion, will quite upset the balance of this being, such that said being will attempt to punish those who upset it with the burning acidic pain of an eternity suffering in the pits of Pepto-bismal. This being is in truth very uncaring of the feelings of either side, face it, when was the last time you cared what your Soda thought? Thus, this greater being will continue to devour those beings who will only try to placate it for a short period to spare their brethren from a likewise grisly fate. They will sacrifice themselves over and over again in an effort to satiate the beings hunger, which will ultimately fail until there is nothing left. At which time, once all of the oysters have been shucked and devoured, after everything is dead and gone into an inky black oblivion of an empty glass, the being will create a new world, exactly like the old one, and fill it with more Soda and Ice and repeat the cycle of death and destruction over and over again. The being feeds off the pain of those without any choice in what they do, and never once does it care.
Next time on V6:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php
P.S. Just so everyone knows, in case you didn't already figure it out. I wasn't talking about pop.
P.S.S.
"Thus another day ends, and another heart dies,
Thus the living weep, while the dead feel pain,
Thus it is the fate, that only the dead live forever,
Thus it is true, that time affects only the timeless,
Thus the Dead lie, without a care for the Living,
Thus the Living lay, with nothing but fear of the Dead,
Those who live fear death, those who die know death,
Those who fight give death, those who don't receive death,
Those who fear death, are beheld in shame in front of all,
Those who lust for death, are beheld mad in front of all,
Those who bring death, are beheld in fear in front of all,
Those who save from death, are cherished in front of all,
Those who bring death, save others from the pain of life,
Those who bring life, condemn others to the pain of life,
Those who cannot feel, feel no pain from life,
But those who cannot feel, feel the most pain from that void,
Thus the circle turns always ever on and on
Thus this world progresses from day into the night,
Thus time whittles away forever more,
Thus the cosmos passes overhead without a care,
Thus the cries continue on into eternity,
Thus another day ends, and another heart dies..."
P.S.S.S. I would like EVERYONE to now once again read the disclaimer in my first post.
Insanity Incarnate
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Vishaing
(NOTE: V6 is for mature audiences only)
Previously, on V6:
http://electric-manga.com/Error/4047.html
V6 is filmed in front of a live studio audience
I would like to take some time now to apologize for the REALLY depressing poem I wrote. I guess I don't go insane when I get tired I get poetic. Ughhh, that's a scary thought.
Hmmm, it seems no one has posted in a long while, which could only mean, either you have all killed yourselves, in which case you will need to consult me immediately, or, YES!!! YOU ALL NOW KNOW F34R!!!!
Congratulations, there is nothing more that I can help you with in that respect, however, I will continue to answer any questions you might have for me, no matter how stupid or cliche they might be.
Next time, on V6:
http://electric-manga.com/Error/4043.html
P.S. Keep in mind, if your question is REALLY stupid or cliche, and were talking in the extremes here, I will mercilessly mock and insult you endlessly. Or maybe just for two minutes.
Previously, on V6:
http://electric-manga.com/Error/4047.html
V6 is filmed in front of a live studio audience
I would like to take some time now to apologize for the REALLY depressing poem I wrote. I guess I don't go insane when I get tired I get poetic. Ughhh, that's a scary thought.
Hmmm, it seems no one has posted in a long while, which could only mean, either you have all killed yourselves, in which case you will need to consult me immediately, or, YES!!! YOU ALL NOW KNOW F34R!!!!
Congratulations, there is nothing more that I can help you with in that respect, however, I will continue to answer any questions you might have for me, no matter how stupid or cliche they might be.
Next time, on V6:
http://electric-manga.com/Error/4043.html
P.S. Keep in mind, if your question is REALLY stupid or cliche, and were talking in the extremes here, I will mercilessly mock and insult you endlessly. Or maybe just for two minutes.
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Vishaing
I would now like to diverge from my usual uncaring hatred of all things bright and happy, (especially the fluffy stuff, that makes me want to destroy a planet, or two) and give this somber moment of not typing to those who have been; hurt, killed, maimed, destroyed, made dead, or in any way suffered from anything at all related to Hurricane Katrina.
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Okay, now that that's done:
Previously, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ectric-Arc
V6 is animated in front of a live studio audience.
And this is what they think of it:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... -At-Office
Okay, I haven't been here in a while, but I have an excuse!!! I have been designing my own Forum RP site, a forum RP of such EPIC proportions that it spans an entire Galaxy!! MWAHAHAhAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA!!!!
If you can't rule this world, just make a new one!!
Okay that's enough of that.
BLAH!!
The derivative of area is circumference, weird isn't it?
College is boring,
five minute wisdom is fun.
And I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Walkco!!
Next Time, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ng-Ostrich
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Okay, now that that's done:
Previously, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ectric-Arc
V6 is animated in front of a live studio audience.
And this is what they think of it:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... -At-Office
Okay, I haven't been here in a while, but I have an excuse!!! I have been designing my own Forum RP site, a forum RP of such EPIC proportions that it spans an entire Galaxy!! MWAHAHAhAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA!!!!
If you can't rule this world, just make a new one!!
Okay that's enough of that.
BLAH!!
The derivative of area is circumference, weird isn't it?
College is boring,
five minute wisdom is fun.
And I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Walkco!!
Next Time, on V6:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video ... ng-Ostrich
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Vishaing
Previously, on V6:
AHH, IT BURNS!!!!
V6 is drawn in front of a live studio audience
To those who have questioned the validity of my arguments and the sanity of my minds I have but one question for you;
Who is John Gault?
Thus the wheel of time turns, thus I shall take a big ol' mallet and break all hell loose!!!
So, apparently they have found a way of altering the genetics of mice to give them nigh upon infinite youth and also allow them to regenerate any wound they have received, even having their heart removed was apparently not enough to kill them. You know what this means don't you? It means, that soon, some deranged Mad (as in angry, not insane) Evil Genius will enhance their intelligence creating a race of Super Mice that will one day TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Unless some English dude crushes them under a bowl of fruit. But that is highly improbable.
Okay okay okay, time for a purpose, lets talk about, umm, something interesting, with dogs and cats, and maybe a muffin or two. Hmmmm, how about HELL!!!, no, that's been done, a lot. Perhaps, hmm, I don't know.
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I"VE GOT IT!!!!
YOU(Uncle Sam or maybe Big Brother) the visitors to V6 will decide!!!
But if you don't, beware!! For I have a very large mallet.
Oh, and there's this too...
The Gates of Hell
Next Time, on V6:
boom
bang
kablam
ticka tocka ticka tocka ticka tocka ticka tocka
P.S. beware the groove...
The groove.....
AHH, IT BURNS!!!!
V6 is drawn in front of a live studio audience
To those who have questioned the validity of my arguments and the sanity of my minds I have but one question for you;
Who is John Gault?
Thus the wheel of time turns, thus I shall take a big ol' mallet and break all hell loose!!!
So, apparently they have found a way of altering the genetics of mice to give them nigh upon infinite youth and also allow them to regenerate any wound they have received, even having their heart removed was apparently not enough to kill them. You know what this means don't you? It means, that soon, some deranged Mad (as in angry, not insane) Evil Genius will enhance their intelligence creating a race of Super Mice that will one day TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Unless some English dude crushes them under a bowl of fruit. But that is highly improbable.
Okay okay okay, time for a purpose, lets talk about, umm, something interesting, with dogs and cats, and maybe a muffin or two. Hmmmm, how about HELL!!!, no, that's been done, a lot. Perhaps, hmm, I don't know.
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I"VE GOT IT!!!!
YOU(Uncle Sam or maybe Big Brother) the visitors to V6 will decide!!!
But if you don't, beware!! For I have a very large mallet.
Oh, and there's this too...
The Gates of Hell
Next Time, on V6:
boom
bang
kablam
ticka tocka ticka tocka ticka tocka ticka tocka
P.S. beware the groove...
The groove.....
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Meagan
ok...heres ur question! it was all i could think of!
how come every time you wash clothes, a sock is always missing? its like everytime you wash clothes, the washing machine eats a sock! all those socks add up after a while. is this the washing machines way of telling us that we can wash our own clothes?
how come every time you wash clothes, a sock is always missing? its like everytime you wash clothes, the washing machine eats a sock! all those socks add up after a while. is this the washing machines way of telling us that we can wash our own clothes?
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Vishaing
Previously, On V6
Posting and You
President Andrew Jackson survived two attempted assassinations on the same day. When his hapless attacker's pistol misfired, he drew a second pistol–which also misfired. Jackson beat the man with his cane until help arrived.
V6 is typed in front of a live studio audience
Sock Gnomes, the lesser known but more sockinivourous cousins of the Underpants Gnomes.
Wow, that was easy. I expected more.
In fact, I STILL expect more.
And I will continue to expect more for some time now until such time arrives as I have received more and when that time comes then I will have more and I will no longer need more for I am cool like that and I will have more and I will not need to reiterate myself over and over with the statement that I want more but I will even though I no longer will want more because I will have more and more is good even though I am evil and will always be evil for evil is as evil does and I do evil and I will always do evil because I am evil and if you were to look up evil in the dictionary you would see my picture for I am bad I am Evil I am MOJO JOJO!!! HAHAHA
Next time, On V6
Beware of Swearing
Posting and You
President Andrew Jackson survived two attempted assassinations on the same day. When his hapless attacker's pistol misfired, he drew a second pistol–which also misfired. Jackson beat the man with his cane until help arrived.
V6 is typed in front of a live studio audience
Sock Gnomes, the lesser known but more sockinivourous cousins of the Underpants Gnomes.
Wow, that was easy. I expected more.
In fact, I STILL expect more.
And I will continue to expect more for some time now until such time arrives as I have received more and when that time comes then I will have more and I will no longer need more for I am cool like that and I will have more and I will not need to reiterate myself over and over with the statement that I want more but I will even though I no longer will want more because I will have more and more is good even though I am evil and will always be evil for evil is as evil does and I do evil and I will always do evil because I am evil and if you were to look up evil in the dictionary you would see my picture for I am bad I am Evil I am MOJO JOJO!!! HAHAHA
Next time, On V6
Beware of Swearing
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Meagan
Here are some things I thought y'all might like 2 read...some of em are corny..but oh well.
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,"Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartalec when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the backseat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
A man was in a hurry to meeet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man dressed fully in red. The man pulled over and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?"
The man smiled and handed him a sandwhich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the man in green said,"Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?"
WIthout smiling, he handed the green guy his drink. He started off again and began to speed down the highway. Yet again, he was stopped by a guy dressed fully in blue. Sighing, he pulled over, rolled down his window, and leaned out the window.
"Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?"
"Registeration and license, please," came the reply.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn out the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, thought his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying,"Uh-oh....I know what you've been doing."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks and stuff, there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took the first man to a large metal door. He handed the man a gun.
"Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. KILL HER!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said,"Then you are not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. It was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.
"I tried, but I can't."
The agent said,"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, when it was all quiet, the door slowly opened, and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat to him to death with the chair."
Q:What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:And why did that upset you?
A:My name is Susan.
Here are some questions that were actually asked by "intelligent" lawyers.
Q:Now, doctor. Isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q:The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
Q:Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in the war?
Q:How many times have you committed suicide?
Q:How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q:Did he kill you?
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,"Is there a problem,officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said,"Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartalec when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the backseat said,"I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said,"Are we over the border yet?"
A man was in a hurry to meeet his friend down at the nearby lake. On the way down there, he was stopped by a man dressed fully in red. The man pulled over and the red man asked, "Hi, I'm the red jerk of the highway. Have anything to eat?"
The man smiled and handed him a sandwhich. He continued down the highway and was yet again pulled over by a man fully dressed in green. He stopped and the man in green said,"Hi, I'm the green jerk of the highway. Have anything to drink?"
WIthout smiling, he handed the green guy his drink. He started off again and began to speed down the highway. Yet again, he was stopped by a guy dressed fully in blue. Sighing, he pulled over, rolled down his window, and leaned out the window.
"Let me guess. You're the blue jerk of the highway. What do you want?"
"Registeration and license, please," came the reply.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn out the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, thought his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying,"Uh-oh....I know what you've been doing."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks and stuff, there were 3 finalists.
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took the first man to a large metal door. He handed the man a gun.
"Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. KILL HER!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said,"Then you are not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. It was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes.
"I tried, but I can't."
The agent said,"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, when it was all quiet, the door slowly opened, and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat to him to death with the chair."
Q:What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A:He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q:And why did that upset you?
A:My name is Susan.
Here are some questions that were actually asked by "intelligent" lawyers.
Q:Now, doctor. Isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q:The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?
Q:Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q:Was it you or your younger brother that was killed in the war?
Q:How many times have you committed suicide?
Q:How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q:Did he kill you?
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Vishaing
Okay okay okay okay okay....
Okay
Um, pie.
Now, onto the important stuff.
THIS:
Kagerou
is a webcomic. It is one of the most interestingly written webcomics I have ever read, and I have read a lot, I have about two hundred favorited into their own specific folder, but thats not important.
I will warn you however, the comic is bloody, often in a seemingly excessive way, it also depicts such gruesome scenes and strange occurances that the author literally had to put a disclaimer in the very front.
What this comic is, is the classic fairy tale scene, hero summoned to save the princess, with one major twist. This particular 'hero' is completely insane, as in four speerate personalities, each with their own major derangement. Not to mention the fact that few of the personalities actually get along, and each have their own unique ability, which can range from a flying swword, to literally making wind level an entire city in a matter of seconds. The story is extremely well done, and i recomend, it, but it is bloody and kinda creepy at times, but its cool.
And Red kicks serious @55.
Here is a Link, we would now like a cookie
Well, since this comic can provide more insanity than I ever could, I will leave it at that.
Snootch to the Nootch
Okay
Um, pie.
Now, onto the important stuff.
THIS:
Kagerou
is a webcomic. It is one of the most interestingly written webcomics I have ever read, and I have read a lot, I have about two hundred favorited into their own specific folder, but thats not important.
I will warn you however, the comic is bloody, often in a seemingly excessive way, it also depicts such gruesome scenes and strange occurances that the author literally had to put a disclaimer in the very front.
What this comic is, is the classic fairy tale scene, hero summoned to save the princess, with one major twist. This particular 'hero' is completely insane, as in four speerate personalities, each with their own major derangement. Not to mention the fact that few of the personalities actually get along, and each have their own unique ability, which can range from a flying swword, to literally making wind level an entire city in a matter of seconds. The story is extremely well done, and i recomend, it, but it is bloody and kinda creepy at times, but its cool.
And Red kicks serious @55.
Here is a Link, we would now like a cookie
Well, since this comic can provide more insanity than I ever could, I will leave it at that.
Snootch to the Nootch
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Vishaing
Someone on my forum posted this question:
"By the by, did you notice time goes slower during rainy days? That's why to some, it seems very long and boring. I should know. I'm one of thoes people."
My answer:
"its a psychological phenomenon, essentially, when your brain becomes extremeely intent on an occurance, well, occuring, it begins to focus out all other information, thus, this gives your brain further time to analyze the information it is receiving, as it essentially receiving far less than normal, thus, there will be 'time lapses' between when your brain finishes processing some information, and when it gets some new information. During these 'time lapses' it generally concentrates on the amount of time said lapses consisted of, thus analytically determining the exact amount of time it took for something to happen, when you do something, actually do something that is, you are generating more information for your brain to process, it thus takes more time and shortens or in some cases completely elliminates the 'time lapses', thus your brain will seem to 'skip' seconds as they pass by, similar to how a video camera will 'skip' moments in the occurance it is recording, thus, if you slow it down enough you can play, 'frame by frame'. Thus in truth those rainy days are actually the correct ones, and all of the other days are actually foreshortened by your mind.
This is why there is that old phrase, 'a watched pot never boils'
P.S. Thussedy thussedy thus thus thus"
A reply by my Co-Admin:
"Time laps = lack of 'thinking'"
Then, I come in with the invincible force of Logic:
focusing = time lapses
time lapses = lack of thinking
thus,
focusing = lack of thinking
focusing on something makes you dumb, nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"By the by, did you notice time goes slower during rainy days? That's why to some, it seems very long and boring. I should know. I'm one of thoes people."
My answer:
"its a psychological phenomenon, essentially, when your brain becomes extremeely intent on an occurance, well, occuring, it begins to focus out all other information, thus, this gives your brain further time to analyze the information it is receiving, as it essentially receiving far less than normal, thus, there will be 'time lapses' between when your brain finishes processing some information, and when it gets some new information. During these 'time lapses' it generally concentrates on the amount of time said lapses consisted of, thus analytically determining the exact amount of time it took for something to happen, when you do something, actually do something that is, you are generating more information for your brain to process, it thus takes more time and shortens or in some cases completely elliminates the 'time lapses', thus your brain will seem to 'skip' seconds as they pass by, similar to how a video camera will 'skip' moments in the occurance it is recording, thus, if you slow it down enough you can play, 'frame by frame'. Thus in truth those rainy days are actually the correct ones, and all of the other days are actually foreshortened by your mind.
This is why there is that old phrase, 'a watched pot never boils'
P.S. Thussedy thussedy thus thus thus"
A reply by my Co-Admin:
"Time laps = lack of 'thinking'"
Then, I come in with the invincible force of Logic:
focusing = time lapses
time lapses = lack of thinking
thus,
focusing = lack of thinking
focusing on something makes you dumb, nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Nickole