FF VII

Praxis the Sorrow · Post by **Praxis the Sorrow** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:23 pm

Greetings everyone. I'm addicted to FF VII right now (yeah its my first time through) and I'm hoping to beat the game soon so I can watch Advent Children with a hope of understanding what's going on. Anyways...I just thought all you fellow fans would find the following hilarious....

Sometimes, killing your enemies just isn't enough. You want them more than
dead. That's where Knights of the Round comes in. It should take no more than
3 of these guys to end the life of just about anything you come into contact
with, but that's not enough. Ultimate End subjects your opposition to all 13 of
them. It's kind of like those old Mach-3 commercials, actually. You know, with
the three blades that each had separate jobs? You see, the first knight appears
on the battlefield and kills everything there. The second knight then kills
anything foolish enough not to be killed by the first knight. The third knight
kills everything again for good measure. The fourth knight kicks the corpses
around a little bit and compiles them into a large mound in the middle of the
battlefield. The fifth knight sets fire to the mound and performs a strange,
ritualistic naked dance around them. The sixth knight roasts some marshmallows
over the fire and laughs heartily at the fifth knight. The seventh knight
stares blankly at the burning bodies as he pokes and prods at them with a stick.
The eighth and ninth knights begin a game of soccer using the disembodied head
of one of the flaming corpses as a ball. The tenth knight douses the fire and
repeatedly stomps up and down on the charred remains of your enemies. The
eleventh knight scrapes up what is left with a spatula and tosses it into a
trash can. The twelfth knight tosses the trash can into a compactor, reducing
it to a small cube. The thirteenth knight defecates on the cube.

Meagan · Post by **Meagan** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:15 pm

LMAO!!! I would be the fifth knight.... *crickets chirp* O.o

......

I LOVE VINCENT!!!! *glomps him*

Post by **Emora Deen** » Wed May 03, 2006 11:33 pm

Well, if I was any good at fighting and killing I would be the first night:D

Mizuki · Post by **Mizuki** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:49 pm

I think I'd be the second knight. HOW DARE THEY KEEP LIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User_000001 · Post by **User_000001** » Tue May 16, 2006 1:13 am

*Stabs Vincent in the face*

So exactly where are you at in the game?

Praxis the Sorrow · Post by **Praxis the Sorrow** » Tue May 23, 2006 9:58 pm

Still early, haven't gotten Knights of the Round yet.
Got up the point where I get Vincent but I decided to go back in my saved games a little so I can get all the skills in my 2 E. Skill Materias. Is it just me or is E. Skill like the most kickass materia in the begining of the game.