The Adventures of the Crazed Highlander

[BILLIAM]

People: The Highlander and his Wife
Place: Cowshed
Doing: Milking a cow


Highlander: Cow I have come to milk ye, and if you resist thou wilt be smitten with this loaf of bread.

Wife : Leave me cow alone prepare, to fight. To be continued
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* wife jumps onto Highlander's shoulders and begins to beat him on the head with a large salmon which no one knows where it came from.*
As the Battle of the Cattleshed rages the local bailiff enters onto the scene.
Bailiff: Wot Wot is going on here ?
Wife : Close the door my salmon is escaping.
Highlander *mumbles a stream of Gaelic curses that should not and cannot be translated into a comprhensible English.*