"Reunion" Outtakes \(>_<)/

[Soran Nightblade]

Thread started by Soran Nightblade on February 15th, 2005

Soran:

(This thread's for outtakes on the "Reunion" thread at the Border *cackles*
I keep getting ideas for this kind of thing and I keep thinking "nah, it's not funny enough to post it up," but then I thought I might never post anything so here it is whether its funny or not! Post more stuff here that's funnier!

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"Congradulations," Grye said half joking and half serious, "You're married!"

Soran looked down at the ring on his hand, then up at Mizuki, then at his hand, then at the door where Grye had disappeared...then back down at his hand, then up at the door again, blinking. "WTF, Mate?" he protested in astonishment.

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If that's not funny, you should watch this flash video: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php Not that that would necessarily make it funny, but...right....

Mizuki:

Hello...<_< >_> temporary login on my own. We got a new virus protection thingy but... I'm still on thin ice with "breaking" our only computer the first time so... until I get my own (long time from now) Soran, Taki, whoever does it first., please send me email updates ^-^; thanks.

This is random and out of place but:
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"Mizuki," Soran said hesitantly.

"Yes?" Mizuki answered.

"I love you, LET'S HAVE S**!!"

"WOOT!!"

Then they ran off into Mizuki's room.
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Ok, might not be that funny but it popped in my head during school and I was trying hard not to laugh in the middle of Biology. ^-^;

Enjoy! Lol

Emora:

Hehe.

This is what Rai would really like to do...

Rai wraps her hands around Soran's neck and starts choking him as she jerks his head back and forth. "Ahhh... Just say you love her already!!! The suspense is killing me!" Stops abruptly and walks off with a pleasant innocent smile on her face.

Hehe... don't know how funny that was....

Soran:

hahaha that had me laughing out loud

Soran:

Grye, feeling that Mizuki shouldn't stay too long on her feet, went to releive Soran of the task of supporting Mizuki. "Are you ok or do you want me to take her to sit down?" he asked Soran and Mizuki at the same time.

Things that ran through my mind while responding to this...

"ExCUSE me?! Am I OKAY? Mizuki you get your butt back here!"

"You. Me. Death. Outside. Now."

*fruity voice* "That's fabu with me, Grye. Truth is, you're the one I'm after. It's so hot how you can fly and stuff."

Taki:

hahaha -dies of laughter-

my version of that scene:

As Grye led Mizuki away, Soran grabbed his wrist and turned him around in one motion. The rogue growled and pulled mizuki back to his side and said one word "Mine."

Siren:

Siren's thought process as the baby whined for Mizuki...

"What? You want HER? Look at my big pretty wings! I have wings... you have wings... come on!"

*Babie cries and trashes about*

"WTH?!" *steals a glance left and right, then dashes towards the exit*

"Muahaha you're mine now!"

*runs into the door frame and falls outside on her face while the little imp.. err.. baby... laughs at her*


And for Soran...

Siren walks up to Soran after giving Mizuki the baby, facing him and putting her hand above his shoulder on the wall and leans in to whisper to him.

"SO, now that Mizuki's got that bloke, why don't we go find a nice bar area and get smashed, shall we?"


(yeah... I think I need to sleep more too...)

Soran:

wow lmao

(Yes I modified a two word post. Shut up. One of them's an acronym! Look!)
(I modified again just for kicks)

Taki:

As Soran akwardly held Blade the baby cooed. Soran relaxed a little and confidently held the baby closer, but being unfamiliar with infants and not knowing you have to hold the -whole body- when you support it, and not just hold the feet and neck, the baby fell out of his arms and everyone screamed in terror as the room went to slow-mo. Thank god the baby knew how to fly.

The infant was flapping his wings and hovering right in front of their faces.

Taki:

woot, within two updates lol.

Soran felt a yank and then a cold draft. His face went pale as he saw his hair in the infant's hands. All of his hair. 'Damn.' he thought. 'Now they know I wear a wig!' Soran ran off crying the the fruit he really was inside, grabbing Grye's hand and dragging him with him. "My beautiful hair!" he wailed.

Siren:

Soran turned back toward the house and opened the door. "Siren, there's something we need to discuss," he said, addressing the dark angel and gesturing for her to step outside with him.

Siren stood up and followed him oustide, turning to him with an impish look. "Who you want dead?" She said in a deep Arnold Schwartzenegerish voice.

Soran:

Siren motioned for Lein'hal to follow her as they made their way through the house, Soran following warily. Siren waved at the others in the room merrily as she passed and went straight outside, but Lien'hal paused as he spotted Taki and crossed over to her with a glint in his eye. "Hey, you can heal wounds, ri--?!"

"Don't even think about it," snapped the rogue, catching the angel roughly by the back of the collar and tugging him out the door. ~'Hmph. OUR fairy!'~ he muttered possessively as he booted the prisoner onto the front walk.

Mizuki:

Mizuki runs outside with Blade in hand and cried:

"THAT'S MY MAN SLAVE YOU'RE LETTING GO!!"

~~by Taki's mind and my keyboard!

Soran:

*blink* Wow, what was Mizuki doing to that poor angel while he was weak and tied up? *cackles*

Taki:

-evil grin- Im so bad..

Taki blinked curiously and looked around as she woke up seeing black and white. 'What the hell?' she thought to herself. When she looked around she saw a room in front of her. When she walked in she saw Soran and Mizuki having wild sex on Mizuki's bed while Blade was sleeping.

"AHHHHHH!!!!" Taki screamed and ran away. After that she woke up and sat bolt upright, nearly knocking Siren and Naoki in the heads.

Taki:

I have really crude humor..really really crude humor...

Taki looked to Soran solemnly as she explained the sleep coma she'd put Mizuki in. "If her soul mate-that's you, doesn't consumate his love with her by the 7th day at the strike of midnight-Mizuki dies." Taki patted Soran on the shoulder comfortingly. "Make sure you make it nice so when she wakes up she's not all: 'OMG WTF?!?!? oh.. it's just you soran.. C'mere big boy!!'" Taki grinned and walked over to help Micheal's family.

Mizuki:

Soran pulls on a fake milking breast to feed Blade. Then Mizuki wakes up!

"Did I wake up at one of those tiimes???"

"LIES! ALL LIES!!!'' yelled soran.

Soran:

Soran: *gropes Mizuki's breast analytically* "Hmm...mine is bigger than yours."

Mizuki: THWACK

Soran: *disappears into a speck in the sky*

Soran:

Taki said this was funny....

"Stop being such a dense idiot, Soran!" She slapped him across the face, a loud CRACK sounding the room and a fresh hand print on his cheek.

Soran twitched an eye dangerously, making everyone in the room take a cautious step back.

....."That bitch HIT me!" the rogue suddenly cried, going wildly into a tantrum.

Taki:

-snickers- it -was- funny, anytime soran throws a fit is funny

Taki:

Taki shooed everyone out of Mizuki's room and closed the door behind them. She turned around to the unconscious Mizuki and laughed menacingly.

"Mwuahahaha! Im havin' half elf toniiight!" Taki ran forward and stabbed Mizuki and ate her.

Everyone rushed back in and screamed and cried. Everyone except for Soran. Soran shrugged "Whatever, I said I didn't love her... Where the hell is Grye!? So long as my sweet is safe then I am ok." Everyone gaped at Soran and murdered him too. Taki got away and went back home, where she started a family and ran her parents' school and her world was safe from any outside knowlege because it was so small. The war was fought and everyone died. Only the fairies live on now.

OOC: Mwuahahah I am feeling eeeeevil!

Soran:

Team outtake w/ Mizuki (man I need to start getting more sleep) :

Mizuki: (re: above post): -dies laughing-

-but wants to kill her for pretending to kill Mizuki and making Soran gay-

Soran: Hm, outtake revenge. I can only imagine...

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

*Soran chases Taki around menacingly with a fly swatter*

-mizuki inside taki's stomach- Now I shall give you BAD indigestion! -glares at the inside of taki-

*taki flies into bathroom in alarm, screaming "immodium!"*

*Soran is still chasing with fly swatter*

*Siren snags Soran by the collar and yanks him back out, "No! Bad!"*

*random naturalist appears and fines Soran $50 for attempting to swat an endangered species*

Soran *damnit I have no money left. Who would have thought engagement rings were so pricey*

Everyone in room: *spins toward him* "WHAAAA?"

Soran: "uh, nothing."

*Soran sneeks into Mizuki's room and crawls ontop of her* "They say necrophilia but I say "adavantage mine!"

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o_o

Taki:

-reads above post. cracks up-

hey hey hey now, it was all MIZUKI'S idea to "kill" herself -grumbles and smacks her upside the head- and SORAN gave me the idea to put her to sleep. YOU SET YOURSELVES UP!!! -grumbles and flies away-

Taki:

Taki woke up in the middle of the night, no longer tired. She walked through the house and found everyone to be asleep. She walked into Mizuki's room to check on her and found Soran climbing on top of Mizuki. She froze and a floor board creeked, so he looked up and saw her.

"What? You said I was her true love, riiight? C'mon, wanna join in?" he said and Taki's jaw just dropped further and further to the ground.


OOC: why am I so sick like this?

Siren:

just after the hardware store trip by Soran and Rai, as they're checking out...

“Can I help carry things? I’m strong!” Rai exclaimed.

"No, no, my dear, that won't be neccesary," Soran replied, smirking as he took out a small metal box with a button on it. He pressed the button and held out his wrist, watching his sun-dial watch and tapping his foot.

Siren arived soon after, a spiked collar fastened around her neck with a blinking light on it. "You called, master? I came as soon as I could!"

She siddled up next to him lovingly, expecting him to take her out for a snack or something.

"It took you long enough!" Soran said in a short tempered voice. "Anyway, carry these things home for me. Break anything and it's coming out of your allowance!" Soran then walked away with Rai, smiling and talking with his young lover (since Mizuki is not currently available...) as Siren was left with her jaw dropping and a stack as tall as herself of wooden boards and other odds and ends.

A dust bunny rolled by for effect. Then a mosquito. Then a rubber duckie...(no, I'm not doing any drugs.. ~_~` )

Emora:

Soran and Rai were out in the yard putting together the windowpane. Rai grabbed up the hammer. "Let me help!" She raised it high in the air with a shaky hand, she was much to small to hold a hammer like a grownup and safely deliver a blow worth anything.

Soran's eyes grew real big and he reached out in slow motion.... "Nooooooo......."

Rai grinned evilly and began to bring the hammer down and it missed the wood entirely, breaking through the window.

Happy slow motion music stops and Rai looks up. She gives a cute little fact and her eyes twinkle just right. "Sorry?" she shrugged her shoulders together, making that face at poor Soran.

Mizuki:

"Think Siren's molting" Grye joked. Siren came up behind him and drop a rock on his head.

"I heard that!!" she screamed and chased him around cracking her whip at him.

"Ooh, she's kinky." said Naoki laughing.

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I couldn't resist. ^-^

Emora:

Something Soran and I were playing around with....


Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: "Soran the hammer is evil it won't let me hit the target!"

Hyperzorch: lol

Hyperzorch: Soran: "No, it's cause your hammering sucks

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: *hammers Soran's knee* "Mean."

Hyperzorch: Soran: Gah! *squints up at Rai through blurry eyes* You're aims pretty good when you're mad...

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: *giggles and hops into Soran's lap, drops hammer and hugs him.*

Hyperzorch: Soran: *squeaks immasculately at where she dropped the hammer*

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: *looks oddly at Soran and kisses his cheek* I'm sorry!

Hyperzorch: Soran: *grunts* 'ts okay

Hyperzorch: Soran: At least mizuki doesn't have to worry about having a second chilod

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: *looks confused at Soran having no idea what he means.*

Hyperzorch: lol

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: Soran where DO babies come from!! (lol)

Hyperzorch: Soran: Well, Rai, when a man whose testicles haven't been mauled with a hammer and a woman who's not unconscious love each other very, very much...well, I guess it's ok if she's unconscious... *stops himself and drops the subject*

Emora Lynn Deen: Rai: *gets even more confused.* Um... what are... te-tes-testicles?

Taki:

^^ hahahha it would of been funny if she said like testimonies or something instead... poor soran and mizuki too i suppose haha

Mizuki:

-dies laughing from above post-

Mizuki:

Then Kujo bursts into Siren's and Soran's conversation about him and hugs Soran affectionatly.

"Yes I am after you! Ah my love I am making you a new body as we speak!! Come away with me! Away from the living." Kujo eclaimed looking dreamily into Soran's eyes. Then he kisses Soran without warning.

Soran, incapable of movement dies of a heart attack from being kissed by a man with a skeleton arm.

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-snort- lmao

Soran:

0_0 lol

Taki:

ahaha just like kojiro's reaction when he was kissed ^_^

Mizuki:

Mizuki somehow wakes up from her coma only to find that she's in Kujo's den. Kujo's then put's her under his spell and they go back to the other's so he could gloat on his victory. After gloating he realizes he made a mistake somehow and turned to look at Mizuki, only it wasn't Mizuki. Somehow Soran switched places with her and got himself looking like Mizuki (ah what a lovely woman Soran makes).

"I've alway's wanted to be your's Kujo!! You skeleton arm is so hott!" Soran declared and began chasing Kujo around te yard. Grye joined in only to shoot magic at Kujo for stealing his man.

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aaahahahahaha....hahe....hahaha..hehe..hahhehe..mwuahaha!!!

Mizuki:

Let's fast forward to the future after Soran and Mizuki finally confessed to each other their love!! hehehe

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"Soran, don't worry about it." Mizuki was saying to him. "It's adorable!"

"But you'd think a badass rouge like me would have a bigger one!" Soran complained. Mizuki sighed and inched closer to him on the bed.

"It's still cute none the less." she grinned evily. "Now let's use it." Soran shared the same grin with her and then they both had wild sex dispite the fact that Soran's been compensating for something for a long time. It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!

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mwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh maaaaan...hehehehe, i'm evil. ^_^

Taki:

rofl. -thinks of machall... helen: i think it's cute! micah: not... helping...-

ah, poor soran. how does grye feel about that?
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The next night Soran had told Mizuki he wasn't feeling well and was going for a walk. Mizuki was disapointed but let her lover go. Soran snuck into Grye's bed and grinned slyly. Grye shared the same grin and pushed Soran down and took out his -CENSORED- and shoved it -CENSORED-. Soran moaned throughout their passionate, hot gay-man sex.
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mm sounds yummy but now we know who wears the pants in THEIR relationship -evil grin-

Mizuki:

lmfao!! -falls out of chair laughing then mom turns around with a "WTF?" on her face-

they should get together for a threesome! lmfao... ooohh... hahaha.. nah I don't think Mizuki would Like to share very much. ^-^

(lmao. apparentaly I can't count!)

Taki:

foursome!??! rofl, who the hell else is in bed with them!!!

haha I can see your reaction and your moms reaction

Mizuki:

you know what? LT'S DO THAT!

--

Blade, now a teenager, walked into his parent's room to ask something.

"Uh mom?" he said warily eyeing the three big moving bulges in the bed. Mizuki bolted upright along with Soran.

"Yes dear?" Mizuki said grinning anxiously.

"Uhh I was wondering if--"

"You guys I can't wait all day!! ---Oh.." Grye said, realizing they weren't alone after bolting up from the bed. "I'll just...go back under now.."

Blade stared a his parent's and back to where Grye retreated in astonishment. "You-you know what? I'll just back out like nothing happened."

"Good idea son." Soran said. After Blade left, rather distrubed, Soran, Mizuki, and Grye went back to having their hott threesome.

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ehehehehehehe!!! >^_^< I'm an evil kitty! lmfao...ahh..ok, no more sugar for me. Lol

Soran:

*blink*
*Soran files for sexual harassment*

Nah, actually it would probably be something like this...

~~Soran and Mizuki's honeymoon~~~

Rai: Siren, what do people do on their honeymoon?
Siren: Well, Rai, the truth is they go in the bedroom and *whispers excitedly into Rai's ear*
Rai: *blushes excitedly* Really??
Siren: *nods* Go see for yourself.

Meanwhile...

Mizuki: Pleasssee?
Soran: No, it's too fluffy. I don't like it.
Mizuki: Soran! This is our honeymoon and I want to sleep on the bed!
Soran: Forget it. *flops onto the floor*
Mizuki: GAHHH! You're so stubborn! My special night is going to be on a BED damnit!
Soran: Enjoy your special night.
Mizuki: So you really insist on sleeping on the floor?
Soran: Yes.
Mizuki: Fine, I'll sleep on the floor with you! *lifts mattress off the bed and hurls it onto Soran, then flops on top of it, smothering him while he struggles to get out*
Soran: *kicks and muffled screams into the mattress*
Rai: *opens door and peeks in* Wow... she really is on top...it looks like even more fun than Siren said...

Taki:

-cracks up hysterically- oooh and i have more to add!!
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Teenage Blade was greatly shaken alone by the fact that he walked in on his parents having sex. But it was ten times worse because they were having a threesome with GRYE. The disturbed teen opened the door to what he thought was his room and crawled back into the bed. He jumped when he saw his aunt Taki sit up groggily.

"Huh? Who-Wha?" She said as she sat up slowly. She woke up more and looked Blade up and down. He had grown to be rather sexy. "Oh.. Um.. well I guess since we aren't really related, this isn't so bad.." She started, a little uneasy, but truth be told Blade was very sexy. Blade weighed his thoughts for a moment. 'If mom sleeps with Grye and Soran then I'll have sex with sexy Aunt Taki, she doesn't look a day over twenty! Woo! Older women RAWK!!!' He thought happily as he bedded his aunt.
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mwuahahahah

Mizuki:

ahahaha!!

Mizuki: NOW WHO WEARS THE PANTS!?.... I still love you though. -big puppy eyes-
Soran: Just come here so I can spank you. -grins evily-


hmmm... Maybe this should get moved to the MAture section..lol

Taki:

yea hahaha... we're bad..

Soran:

Perhaps. I shall do so *waves magic wand*

Edit: Wait a minute. If I do that we have to enter a stupid password every time we look at it. I'll leave it to Emora's judgment, because to me it's not really a big deal.

Edit: Yup, the thread is beyond salvation. *pulls out wand again*

Mizuki:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Now we can be really bad! lmfao

Taki:

wellll we can just be a little more bad than we were... -has been here since the section was made mwuahaha and helped make the rules- go read the rules

Siren:

Siren walks into the room as the threesome is going on.
She twiddles her fingers and rubbs her toe into the ground.

"You... didn't invite me? Fine!!" She runs out of the room and streight into Naoki's room.

"Naokiii!!! They're doing kinky things without us! Get the video camera! This is SO going on the internet and making us rich!"

Siren cackles evily.

Mizuki:

*Kujo flies into the barrier then falls a steaming, burnt body*

Kujo: oww.....

Emora:

Kujo flew out of no where.

Rai stood there with the rest of the group, all piled around Mizuki's bed.

"Give me the woman!"

Images of Luc, bandits, Gabriel and Kujo kept flashing through her mind, along with every other guy that has tried to marry her or kidnap her.... which is only Gabriel at the moment. "This is just too much trouble...."

Rai stepped aside and bowed. "Take her, she's all yours! Too much trouble trying to keep her safe! My God! And I thought Shea had a lot of guys pining for her...."

(Of course Rai would never do or say such a thing. )

Mizuki:

yeahh..^_^; I know you all hate me but I figure some one has to make something cool happen!! ^_^;;; otherwise we'd be like Taki's thread in Hepian. NKOS, she lost all thought to it...-_-;;; lol

and here's me and Taki commenting on some picture's Soran has on her site... ^_^:

Mary: "I think he's having an organism! You can totally see Grye sitting ontop of him!"-points off to the right of the picture-
Me: "You dun know that! It COULD be Mizuki!!"

this picture: http://maiysokat.clan216.com/artwork.htm
the date you wanna look at is 12-17-04 lol!! ^_^ but really Soran. I bow to your greatness in artwork!

lol!! ^_^

how many times am I going to edit?! lol great, I've just been inspired to draw a gay picture of Soran and Grye!!! =^_^= lol don't worry, I'll make it as G rated as I can! Lol

Soran:

There are no words, emoticons or acronyms to express how hard I am laughing right now.

Edit: I'm still laughing. I think I may need to be hospitalized.

Mizuki:

lmfao.. me too!!! whenever I see it a have to laugh ^_^

-collapses on ground-

Mizuki:

"I must bathe... excuse me." Naoki said and Grye stepped aside for her to exit the room before turning back around towards her.

"Can I watch?" he asked with a sly grin only to be welcomed with a fist in the face.

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reminds me of the wife with 15 husbands. Every morning she wakes up to 15 -CENSORED- and cries out. "CAN I TAKE A SHOWER FIRST?!" and all 15 husbands reply at the same time. "Can I watch you take a shower?!"

^^^ ah.. comedy central comedians are awesome...

Soran:

Cannot......resist......bondage......joke.....

"Fine," he said evenly, undoing the clasps on the bangles and latching them one at a time onto each of his lean wrists. He jumped slightly as a bright stream of light formed between the two bangles, and when it faded, a solid chain connected them. The rogue tried in vain to pull his hands apart, then lifted an evil glare toward Siren.

"Ooh, cuffs...that's hot," Siren smirked, dodging pancakes as the rogue launched them at her with both hands. He froze as his hands lifted over his head and he felt something pull up on the chain. Mizuki had come up behind him and grabbed onto it, and was now dragging him backwards out of the room purposefully.

"I thought you were asleep?" he called skeptically over his shoulder.

"Not anymoooore," she hummed merrily and yanked him out of the kitchen, leaving everyone staring with mouths agape.