Heirot

Pirate Who Don't Do Anything by relient k

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to GrEeNlAnD
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(Pirate Captain's Log ..... 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

And I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted daisys on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I dont look good in leggings
and I've never been to boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

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BEST SONG EVA! XD Besides Mizuki... who's another pirate on Heirot?

ARRR!!!

Lol. I know that song. Since our high school mascot is a pirate, we all say that's our theme song. I love that song! *starts singing it*

:waves frantically: I'M A PIRATE!

...:cough: Yes. Right. Well. Not really. But I love this song. xD

*claps*

>XD BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! pirates!

ARRRRR!!!!!

Go veggie tales. XD

My high school was the Pirates... that was our senior theme song for a long time... we would go around singing it.. because really we were the pirates who didn't do ANYTHING. The teachers weren't too fond of it, and said we were putting down our school... If you knew our school, it couldn't get any LOWER.

No way....really??

I have never...seen...Veggie Tales.

O_O

But I heard it as a Reliant K song... >_>

Ohhhh m...m........*dies*

I demand that the Jersey Chapter watch this together.