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SwordFight
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:56 am
by User_000001
Any1 here ever sword fought anybody?
Redneck kendo is great as long as the blades arent sharp......
..and not made of any metal....just rubber instead...and no beer for a 5 mile radius...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:12 am
by BILLIAM
I got hit in the head with some firewood before.
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:47 am
by Meagan
Nope. But I almost got a sword the other day, but they said I had to be 18 or older. So, I slipped some money in my mom's pocket and asked her to buy it for me. She refused and asked why I wanted a sword.
A really don't know why. I just thought it would be cool to have one!
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:41 am
by User_000001
Go to the flea market
The people from india will sell a sword to a child.
It depends on where you buy it though.
I bought a set for 40 USD
And the katana broke in my room when I was playin w/ it. Now I have to explain why there is a hole in my dresser
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:09 pm
by Meagan
Me:*pulls on mom's coat sleeve* Mommy, would you take me to the flea market? I want to buy some swords so I can learn how to use them and someday dominate the world!
Mom: O_o
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:02 pm
by BILLIAM
I like to fight with firewood ... it is heavy.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:26 am
by User_000001
just dont bring the sword to school and try to show it off to everybody as an early christmas present. If you chase another boy again you might kill him!
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:03 am
by BILLIAM
and you will anger his giagantic library aide friend. who will then be forced to vengance.
I love you guys.
I got a bunch of dirks, daggers, and short swords no long knives though.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:06 am
by Meagan
SHE GOT ME THE SWORDS!!!! THREE SWORDS!!! REAL SWORDS!!!! Of course, my stepdad gave me a long speech on what he's going to do to me if he finds a whole in my wall... Basically all he said was that he was going to murder me with the same sword that murdered my wall.
I'll chase YOU with it! Hahaha! Btw, I got my stitches out last night!
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:24 am
by BILLIAM
Good, you gonna have a scar?
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:25 am
by Meagan
Yup! I got a scar. It's not that bad, though. I think it's sexy. ^.~
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:34 am
by BILLIAM
I got an idea on how you keep it from breaking open again.
Don't talk for a year and don't eat for a week.
Then you get a diet and a healing a the same time.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:48 am
by Meagan
For one thing, I really don't need to lose any more weight than I already have. After I got my stitches, I could eat solid food for 4 days. I had hit my jaw so hard - and nearly dislocated it - I could open my mouth hardly! I lost 6 pounds in 4 days!
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:51 am
by BILLIAM
You know I was kidding I know you remember and I know how sickly you look. I need no reminders.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:53 am
by Meagan
I'm sickly looking?
....