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....If you were walking around in wall mart, and were.......
SUDDENLY ATTACKED BY NINJAS!!!!



...I would shout out some nonsense words:

"ICH BIN BALD, IN EINER AUTO ZERSTÖRUNG ZU STERBEN. WARNENDE ZEICHEN SIND ÜBERALL!!!!!!!!! "

and then I would notify my nearest wall mart employee,



...and hope ninjas dont speak german.....

uhh ok. I would have a sword. ^_^

What would you do if a whiney annoying creature was following you...

...I would give it to someone else XD.

I would use broccoli-fu on them.

ummmmm...... run?

Well, chances are, if a ninja attacked you out of nowhere, you'd just die. Since ninjas are a master of stealth, you wouldn't be able to forsee their attack. When they jump out of their hiding spots, you would die. An elderly person may just die from a heart attack at the sudden appearance of a ninja. However, us younger, tougher folk would be felled quite easily by the blade of the ninja-to they are using. If they choose not to use that, chances are they would be able to wound you using shuriken and then take you out.

In the case of shuriken, a missed shuriken would clue you in to the presence of a ninja. In that case, you might stand a fighting chance. After confirming my resources, which in the case of walking down Walmart, is probably my clothing, fists, feet, and anything around me I could reach, I would then determine whether or not I was screwed.

Now, if I had bought the forearm bracers I wanted by then, there's a chance I'd be wearing them, therefore giving me away to block a descending blade. If that is the case, I would stand a chance with just my body alone. However, without them I'd have to hope that there's something metal nearby that can block the blade for me.

In another case where I have a friend with me, depending on the friend I could use them as a meat shield. Soran for instance, would make a very nice distraction for the ninja as she throws broccoli at them. When she gets cut down, I will hopefully have procured a weapon strong enough to knock out the ninja and finish him off. Soran's death would be a worthy sacrifice.

Awwwww..... Poor Soran. I have good friends who would sacrifice themselves instead of me. ^_~

Alright fine, I won't sacrifice her to the ninjas. Hmm, maybe some obscure god will take her.

>.< I don't think I'd want you for a friend. J/k.

Hehehe Kyosuke acts all mean but deep down inside he's a big cuddly panda. Perhaps a sadistic, sword-worshipping pyromaniac panda, but a panda nonetheless. And takes good care of his friends, except maybe when he's using them as meat shields against ninjas.

Lmao. I figured so. But you can't really expect a man to act caring in front of people, can you? Here, he has to act all tough and manly, but the real him is cuddly... like panda!

I have friends like that.

Hahaha. A panda. -imagines Kyosuke in a panda suit-

lmfao.

Hehe you don't have to imagine, I have a picture for you.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

*glomps Kyosuke* Arent you so cuuuuute?