Heirot

It all started with a conversation on Scientology (I believe the whole "religion" should go up in burning flames of doom and dismay) Then he said something about having a friend who knows a band member of Dragonforce personally and how they got piss drunk and he peed on a Scientology building... oh yea..

ME: how do you have all those connections? you know people who know people
ME: i mean like, who are you? a spy!
ME: omg i'm dating a spy
ME: a government spy
ME: who works as a programmer for the government
ME: good cover
ME: BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH
ME: i've figured you out!....as long as you don't get us all killed i'm fine with loving a government spy
HIM: haha
HIM: I love you
ME: i love you
ME: no comment on the spy thing
ME: good good....someone may be tapping into our conversation
ME: good job
ME: i just hope i don't get abducted for knowing too much
ME: [here's where you say you wont let them]
HIM: lol
HIM: I won't let them
ME: FAIL
ME: too late
ME: i still love you even though you FAILED
HIM:
HIM: I love you
ME: i love you mostest
HIM:
ME: -nodnod- i get it though, need to really blend in with your cover. No hints whatsoever to you being a gonver,ment spy
HIM: I'm not a spy
ME: you're secret's safe with me love
ME: ^_~
HIM:

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I are a nutcase.

Yes, you is.

Such a cute conversation. Yes, he is a government spy and he knows 7 languages.