Peverted Rabbits

Post by **Emora Deen** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:33 pm

Once upon a time, there was a very perverted man named Nathaniel. Most knew him as Lord Bunny Rabbit or Spiderman. He liked to walk through the woods and terrorize lonely girls because he had
nothing better to do. He had no life at all. Poor Lord Bunny Rabbit... NOT! Everyone hated him, but he loved... er... LUSTED girls. So three girls named Katerpiller Kayt, Jedi Gina, and Mean Meagan decided to castrate that perverted bastard! And this is where our story begins...

Bum bum buuuummm....

One night, Katerpiller Kayt and Mean Meagan were very bored. They decided to go man-hunting in the woods which Nathaniel roamed, waiting for them to come "visit" him.

"I'm bored..." he thought to himself, in his no-life loneliness. I'm feeling pretty horny, too. I wonder where those girls are... <sigh> Maybe I need to start screwing guys. They're more fun."

It was then that Lord Bunny Rabbits minion, comrade, thingy whatever came by. His name was Big Man. He was very big, muscular, bald, and masculine. Nathaniel smirked and walked up to Big Man. "Hello, there big boy," he said seductively. "Wanna have some fun with a guy like me?"

"Uh.. Boss? That wasn't in the job description," Big Man replied

Nathaniel growled playfully and wrapped his arms around him, placing his hands on his ass.ass "You should know better than to deny my lust." He pushed Big Man down on the ground and began to
teethe his clothing...

Moments later, Big Man's best "friend" walked by. His name was Horny Heath. Horny Heath, when he wasn't with Big Man, liked to stalk minor girls and.. well... That bastard...

Horny Heath gasped at the scene. "You two dare to do this without inviting me first?" he asked with a seductive smile.

Nathaniel smiled back. "You get on bottom, my dear," he said with a perverted growl. "Big Man will be in the middle, and I'll be on top."

Horny Heath then began taking off his clothes, then he kneeled on the ground. So everyone got in their positions and... er...

Meanwhile...

"Where the hell is Lord Bunny Rabbit?" Mean Meagan growled. "As soon as I see him, I'm going to kill him for what he has done! THAT PERVERTED BASTARD!!!"

"Shh. Don't talk so loud!" Katerpiller Kayt said quietly. "He'll hear you!" Both girls had huge-ass Sephiroth-like swords drawn. They had just been sharpened, too.

Well, Nathaniel, Big Man, and Horny Heath didn't hear them. They were too busy getting it on! The girls heard crying moans and sharp gasps coming from somewhere in the bushes. Katerpiller Kayt began to scream as she saw the scene, the three men screwing eachother like rabbits. (Nathaniel on top, of course...) Mean Meagan gasped and pulled Nathaniel off of Big Man.

"Well, at least he's already naked! We won't have to strip him before we castrate him! Yay!" Mean Meagan said, bringing her sword down towards his groin.

"NNNOOOOOOO!!!!" Nathaniel screamed. "I can never have sex again!" He began to sob, seeing that Mean Meagan had just gone ahead and cut off... well, everything. Big Man was lying on the ground, pleasure-raped, gasping for air.

"Make it stop!" Katerpiller Kayt screamed. "Those horrible images!!!"

Mean Meagan smirked and began poking Big Man with her sword. "Heh heh heh. This is fun!" She began laughing and poking him harder until she broke through the skin, watching blood pour onto
the ground from his wounds.

She got bored quickly, though, and she wanted serious revenge on Horny Heath for what he had done. She smirked and began stabbing him in the face, cackling evilly.

Katerpiller Kayt wanted Nathaniel dead, though. Castration just wasn't enough! So... she brought her sword down and cut off the demon's...er... demon possessed actually... Well, anyway! She cut off his head! Then, she decided that she should go ahead and kill Big Man while Mean Meagan was busy having fun stabbing Horny Heath. Katerpiller Kayt was having very demented thoughts, so she skinned him alive.

After they were finally dead, Mean Meagan and Katerpiller Kayt threw a big party!

Jeddi Gina came to that party. With her, she brought a baby bunny rabbit. "He's kinda horny, though," she said. "He's been humping photographs of Katerpiller Kayt. Mean Meagan picked up the rabbit and threw it against the wall, breaking some of its bones. It was still alive. She then called a friend named Mad Mower Andrew.

"It's the anti-christ! Come run over him with your lawn mower!"

Vrum vrum vrooom!

Mad Mower Andrew cranked up his lawn lower and ran over the reincarnated Nathaniel, ripping his now bunny body to shreds!

Then they lived happily ever after.

Fin

Authoresses of Destruction and Madness and BEAUTY: Mean Meagan AKA Goddess of Insanity and Katerpiller Kayt AKA Goddess of Chaos!

And for some reason, we were inspired by a song! (and some reality) Oh, I bet Nathaniel is pissed now!

"All of my hate cannot be found"
"I will not be drowned"
"By your thoughtless scheming"
"So you can try to tear me down,"
"Beat me to the ground,"
"I will see you screaming!"

Post by **Emora Deen** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:54 pm

Written by Meagan and I.

You can post how much your disturbed here....

Vishaing · Post by **Vishaing** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:17 pm

As I feel simple words are oft times grossly inadequate in these situations, and because I have too many random images on my laptop;

P.S. Thoughtless, indeed.

Meagan · Post by **Meagan** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:31 pm

FTW? Hehe.. That kinda fits, doesn't it. XD

I guess Vishaing is the only one brave enough to post a comment. Everyone else must have been too badly disturbed. Eh he... ^^'

Post by **Soran Nightblade** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:54 am

Uh..... o_o

I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation for this...

And I'm sure if I knew of it then half of its beauty would be lost.

So I'm going to have to plagiarize Vishaing and just say...

Wtf?

Meagan · Post by **Meagan** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:02 pm

Okay okay okay. We're making fun of rapists, molesters... those people! Basically saying that they're all together and that when they're bored and run out of girls to er... yeah. That they all screw eachother. And since they're horny and bunny rabbits are horny, you know...

There's my explanation. ^^'

Post by **Soran Nightblade** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:24 pm

An excellent extrapolation, scientifically concieved and skillfully delivered. <_< >_>

*hides*

Vairah · Post by **Vairah** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:18 pm

Science is scary. o_O

Meagan · Post by **Meagan** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:51 pm

*bows* Thank you, thank you.